them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[oharas]

Are you sure you're okay to stay on the ship by yourself?

[santouryu]

I can handle it just fine. You know that.

[oharas]

I do know that. But it isn't the danger I'm asking about.

I just wondered if even you get lonely.

[santouryu]

Not usually.

Why, is this your way of offering to keep me company?

[oharas]

If you wanted it.

I can be as quiet as you like, if it's the noise that bothers you.

[santouryu]

You're definitely far from the noisiest.

Is your plan just to lounge around and read, then?

[oharas]

Generally, it would be.

Unless you actually wanted some more direct company.

[santouryu]

Direct, huh?

You know, if I was the cook, I'd think you were trying to flirt with me or something.

[oharas]

But you're not the cook. So what does it make you think about?