them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[macholibre]

To be honest, I thought you were reving me up for a joke.

[just give him a minute or two... and then she's getting an influx of information about every local bird that fits that description in her general area.]

That help?

[hastilude]

Oh come on. Would I do that to you?

[ On second thought... don't answer that. ]

Wow. That's a lot to parse through.
Not a fulmar or gannet though the colors are similar... so probably a kind of gull? They're rated as 'common'.

love how this came out of a sexting meme btw

[macholibre]

Gulls are pretty common in many Earths but looks like they come in different varieties too.

Why do you ask?

[hastilude]

Well here's what's confusing me right

Conventional wisdom would say 'these are seagulls' and they'd be right 99% of the time. But the coast borders three sides so

You'll never convince me mutual annoyance isn't a valid love language

[hastilude]

technically they're bagels






[ :) ]

true true that is valid

[macholibre]

I knew it! I shocking knew it, I literally said

[a groan that can probably be heard through the multiverse]

I take it back, "one knight stand" was better.

[hastilude]

Less setup, snappier delivery, more efficient overall. Good choice.

You know, maybe you should try it sometime. Imagine the face on the guy that has to process you made a joke. Nobody will ever believe him.

[macholibre]

You never know when one might slip out
it's not something I'd force.

[hastilude]

Sneaky...

I like it.
Extra points if you can manage to pull it off with your world famous poker face.

[macholibre]

I guess you'll have to stick around to find out.

[hastilude]

[ An accidental(?) spider pun and an invitation at the same time? Miguel, you sly dog. ]

We'll figure out something on the fly, I'm sure.