them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[socialwithdrawal]

getting that intense in my futon is one thing
but its really hard to air out my closet when we do it in there...


i was trying so hard not to
yknow
get off
too hard

do you just like bullying me?
have you been a bully this whole time...

[weedeater]

i will keep that consideration in mind.

when you're 18 we can just do love hotels at least

idk where you get the idea that i'm a bully though :)

[socialwithdrawal]

i think id die trying to go to a love hotel
unless you did all the talking
and let me hide
i could crawl under the front desk so nobody sees me...


and my boobs have teeth marks on them
tiny ones
but still...

[weedeater]

you can wear those funny glasses so no one recognizes you it'll be fine

i might wear them too

oh maybe i did bite too hard rofl

[socialwithdrawal]

please dont make me leave the glasses on when we have sex
theyre my safe space
i dont want to corrupt them...


n you did
but also they're pale and sensitive
so
you probably didnt think that hard about it


you kept kissing the veins, though
that was weird...

[weedeater]

there goes my next idea.

oh no i'm giving away my secret
that i'm a vampire :O
time to disappear to another country

[socialwithdrawal]

dont go to transylvania
i dont know translyvanian

uhm,

do you like
i dont wanna be dramatic about it
it didnt hurt that much
but

you kinda seem to like when i squeak or whine???

[weedeater]

i think that's romanian do you know that?

you can tell me if I make you do that too much
but I like the sounds you make like that yeah
your voice is cute.

[socialwithdrawal]

wheres romania?

i
like it
but my voice is weird and squeaky and i sound like a printer when i get too scared excited
scaredcited

[weedeater]

it's where transylvania is. east europe.

omg that's accurate tho about your voice
but i like my noisy printer.