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them sexts

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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I know you're at work but I have a confession to make.

Oh? What did you do now, husband of mine.

I just got off to this blurry picture of you. That's how sick I am for you.

I hate to break it to you, I've been using this one folded over so only you show. Talk about hungry. I keep it in my wallet for when I'm at work, and I have to have you.

Edited 2023-06-28 12:17 (UTC)

You've been using a picture of me and Alex and just folding Alex out of it?

I have never loved you more than I do right now. I'm getting off to all 4 pixels of you and you have a picture of me and my ex. We really are made for each other. And probably should be committed.

You look so fucking hot in that picture. I keep wanting to lick it, but I know that would ruin it. I need to tear the Alex portion off. It's pretty worn now.

I have never loved you more in this second either, but I'll love you more in the next second. Yep, sure do. I'll be committed as long as it's with you somewhere we can fuck like bunnies.