them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[macholibre]

Do you ask every random person you text about their favorite kinks?

[polemical]

absolutely i do!

[ She would if anyone interesting ever texted her. ]

the very loud lack of denial makes me have to assume i'm right.
so. handcuffs or ropes?

[macholibre]

That's not how that works!

[polemical]

that's not how what works?

[ She knows. She absolutely knows, she's just enjoying this so much she doesn't want to stop. ]

you know the more you protest the more i'm going to assume i'm right and you're just very repressed.
fight the cop in your brain, big boy, let your freak flag fly.

[macholibre]

Lack of denial doesn't make something true, that's just wishful thinking.

[polemical]

nah that usually makes something true.

c'mon, if you can't be honest with some stranger who thought you were someone else, who can you be honest with?
you can tell me your kinks. i promise i won't make fun of you.

[ Much. ]

would it make you feel more secure if i told you mine first?

[macholibre]

Nothing you've said so far has been reassuring enough for me to share my kinks with you.

And I wouldn't anyway, even if I knew who this was.

[and yet he can't Let It Go and is still replying!!]

Please don't

[polemical]

so you do have kinks! i was starting to worry you were a mormon or something.
though lord knows those fuckers are as kinky as they come. they gotta be, right? you grow up in a repressive religion like that, you gotta develop some really weird wants and needs.
you aren't a mormon, are you??

[ Eddie just developed her kinks the old fashioned way: by reading too many fantasy novels. ]

how about we start small and work our way up to kinks. that'll make you feel better.
my name's eddie what's yours?

[macholibre]

I was raised Catholic. Not sure if that's any better though.

[u g h

"Eddie" is unfamiliar to him though. No one in the Spider-Society is named Eddie as far as he knows (unless Brock somehow slipped through the cracks).]

Miguel.
I don't need to work up to anything, I'm losing this number the moment you stop responding.

[polemical]

oh man catholics are FREAKS you for sure have kinks.

[ Eddie likewise doesn't know any Miguels. Not that she'd behave any differently if he did turn out to be someone she knew. ]

i'm still calling you big boy. unless you'd prefer something else. papi, maybe?
c'mon, give me a hint. get it off your chest. you catholics love confessing stuff, right? forgive me, papi, for i have sinned.

i am dying

[macholibre]

For once, I can agree. Catholics are freaks.

No
don't ever call me papi again
I will track you down and you won't be happy about it

[polemical]

see look how well we're getting on.

[ She's having the best time. Thanks Miguel. ]

ooh, are you gonna tie me up? i knew you were into it. normally i like to be the one with the handcuffs but i'm an open-minded kind of gal, i'll happily try anything once. or twice. or a few more times.

[macholibre]

If I'm tying you up it's not for any fun reasons, so I wouldn't push it

[polemical]

yeah you've said that before, but i don't really believe you.

unless you think it'd be more fun for me to tie you up, in which case i'm listening. i could use more practice with my knot-work.