them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[thetombkeeper]

[Oh.

Hmm. An interesting turn of events... Let's see how this plays out.]

What if I was?

[dominouchi]

[ Typical Marik, not figuring it out right away. When he finally seems to get it, though, Joey smirks and replies: ]

then you're a lot more clever than i gave you credit for

tryin to get me all worked up just so you could win a card game

you know you're gonna have to deal with the consequences of that, right?

[thetombkeeper]

You forget who you're speaking with, Joey. Of course I'm clever. You don't accomplish the things I have with just looks and charisma.

I find with dueling you need to take advantage of all available resources.

But you knew that already.

[Psychological fuckery is his specialty, after all. Although he's trying to not outright state that in case it's still a sensitive topic for the other.

He doesn't feel bad about the things he's done, not in the sense most people would. But he knows not everyone thinks like he does. So it's best to play nice, pretend things are okay since the Pharaoh forgave him, and sort through his own issues by himself.]

And what consequences would those be?

[dominouchi]

[ Yeah, okay, they've got more than a few issues between the two of them - but Joey's trying to move past everything. If Yugi can forgive this guy, then surely he can too, right?

Besides, what's that saying - something about keeping your enemies closer. Well, would it be such a bad thing to keep Marik closer than anyone else? Even if it's actually a trick, surely it can't be that bad...

...right? ]

oh, i dunno
maybe the fact that i'm gonna drag you off to the nearest closet or bathroom next time i see you so i can wipe that smirk right off of your face

you don't get to go around lookin' like that without expecting me to do something about it

[thetombkeeper]

[And if Joey's willing to forgive, Marik will... try and behave. It's what his siblings want and he owes them quite a lot for everything he put them through.]

Good luck with that. I'm larger than you.

[You'd think he'd learn that Joey is capable of insane feats. All of Yugi's crew are... ridiculous.]

Are you saying I'm asking for it though just because of how I look? How promiscuous of you. Perhaps I should take that as an insult.

[He isn't. Because it's another way to feed his delicate little ego.]