them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

he is surrounded by teenagers, help him

[macholibre]

[he 100% knows this was not meant for him but it doesn't make it any less mortifying. oh god.]

delete my number

he has only himself to blame

[canonevents]

what?
ok i know it wasn't my best
oh
oh god
ohhhhhhhh god
shit
those look like deeply cringe sex noises
those are not trying to be sex noises
please don't fire me

it's true

[macholibre]

I don't know what's worse, getting that text or knowing who you were trying to text.

[canonevents]

i wasn't trying to text hobie
if that's what you think
which is just a wild guess and not at all an admission of guilt on my part
actually
i didn't send that text

[macholibre]

I really don't need to know
just don't let it distract you
either of you

[canonevents]

you don't care?
not that anything is happening
to care about
but if it were

[macholibre]

Why would I care about your love lives
as long as it doesn't get in the way of the mission

[canonevents]

well
because you care about us right?

( ...right? )

[macholibre]

[that is a loaded question he isn't prepared to answer]

I want you to be alive and well, yeah.
but getting involved in the drama is more Peter's thing.

[canonevents]

it's not drama

( on some level? she kinda thought he'd get it. like, of all the spider-people who had to deal with staring down really shitty canon events, or whatever. but she's pretty sure he's not even looking at it from that perspective. because she's just some kid. not even, like, his kid, although she'd kind of bought into peter's blah blah family thing while she was aggressively fleeing her own real family. so now she just feels kind of stupid, and that's miguel's fault, right? )

[macholibre]

[Miguel is the worst at being comforting but it doesn't mean he doesn't understand to some level. At the same time, he suppresses everything so hard it's difficult to say the right thing sometimes. Even worse over text.

At least he didn't slip out "I'm not your dad."]

Fine, whatever you want to call it.
It doesn't mean I don't care
like that

[canonevents]

sure
very sincere
whatever
deleting now ✌🏻

[macholibre]

Gwen

[canonevents]

new phone who dis

[macholibre]

This is what I meant when I said drama

[canonevents]

maybe YOU'RE the drama.

[macholibre]

Fine, I'm the drama.

[canonevents]

that doesn't make me feel better!

( which is also his fault now, for the record. because she expected it to. )

[macholibre]

[is this what it's like to have a teenager?? he never got that far 🙃]

Then what will?

[canonevents]

like you care!

[macholibre]

But you want me to care.

[canonevents]

actually i don't think of you at all
stranger, whose number is not in my phone

[macholibre]

Fine
just get back to work

[canonevents]

sir yes sir