INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-27 05:42 am

them sexts







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

northmagnet: (Default)

[personal profile] northmagnet 2023-06-27 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
watching you on tv right now

the company really let you get away with wearing that little, huh?
tfy: (pic#16365711)

[personal profile] tfy 2023-06-28 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
You must be at the behind-the-scenes photoshoot part, huh?? If it's a photoshoot, those outfits are allowed to show more than stage costumes.







though maybe they *should* let me wear that onstage too
northmagnet: (him)

[personal profile] northmagnet 2023-06-28 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
yeah
still surprising to see so much skin
i thought they'd want you pretty boy types to have a flawless image?

but for what it's worth, i'm not gonna complain if you wear that sort of thing more often 😘
tfy: (pic#16328465)

[personal profile] tfy 2023-06-28 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
What's that supposed to mean? Are you saying I looked less than flawless on tv? Well, you're wrong! I always look perfect no matter what I wear

[Or don't wear.

He does pause a moment after receiving that last text. For one thing, the emoji makes the message look incredibly cheesy! And for another, this makes it clear beyond all doubt what Yuki's true intentions were (though those might have been obvious from the start). It sure is hard being popular...
]

Well, fortunately for you, those photographers were so impressed that they want me back again asap! My schedule's pretty booked at the moment, but I'm sure I'll be dressing up *or* down for them again soon. You'll get to see the results, of course.

Though I wonder if that'll be enough to satisfy you. You seem to have gotten awfully greedy.
northmagnet: (haah)

[personal profile] northmagnet 2023-06-28 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
now you're putting words in my mouth. though if i call you flawless your ego might get so big it'll burst, huh?

you sure like showing off, don't you? those photographers ever try and convince you to do more than what your contract stipulates?

or is that something you'll save just for me?

it's hard not to be greedy when i see you.
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[personal profile] tfy 2023-06-28 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You'd better not be implying what I think you are.

[The idea that he's slept his way to the top isn't funny, even as hypothetical dirty talk. It's slander and he'll sue!]

I'm hardly that desperate. Some of them might dream about it, but they know I'm out of reach and act accordingly. You, on the other hand, seem to have gotten full of yourself, so it's time to set the record straight once and for all.

✨I'M✨ Hiyori Tomoe!
➡️YOU'RE⬅️ just some high school kid!

I don't save anything for you, or even really think about you much in the first place! And I call all the shots around here, so if you want something like a private show, you're going to have to do something for me first, or I won't even consider it! That's called fair trade and it's how the world works, so get used to it!