them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[webbs]

i mean
i wouldn't say no
seeing you again.

[ seeing those legs, specifically. ]

[wonderwarrior]

Nor would I, sweet as you are.
I... certainly wouldn't say no to another night like the one in New York, either.

[webbs]

my bed's big enough for two.
barely.

[wonderwarrior]

Your bed doesn't need to be too big; we won't take up too much space when tangled together as intimately as I plan to.

[webbs]

yeah
or i'm flexible
i can get into all sorts of positions

[wonderwarrior]

I certainly recall just how flexible you are...
It was incredible how you wrapped yourself around me.

[webbs]

what can i say?
i'm talented.

[wonderwarrior]

With your tongue as well, little spider.

[webbs]

yeah i did notice you liked that

[wonderwarrior]

And what gave it away?
When I moaned so wildly and loudly that I worried the whole city would hear, or when I put a hole in the wall behind me?

[webbs]

little of both
and also how you kept squeezing your thighs against my face

[wonderwarrior]

And then of course, the most obvious evidence which I ended up slicking your mouth with.

[webbs]

yeah
lots of evidence.

i'll get the wall patched up
don't worry

[wonderwarrior]

I'll take care of the expense, of course. Although to be fair, you did play a very key role leading to my fist through the wall.
I'll be sure to return the favour and then some, little spider.

[webbs]

see, this is why you're the best

the favor...of orgasms?

[wonderwarrior]

It's perhaps the wrong word, but I was thinking in more specific terms.
Like hooking your legs over my shoulders so I can spread you open with my fingers and work inside of you with my tongue.
Perhaps I'll leave the tiara on.

[webbs]

the tiara's pretty cool
idk if there's a correlation between that and giving head
but still
not going to say no

[wonderwarrior]

No correlation, I just thought it would be fun.
An immortal life spent upon an island populated entirely by women would be the correlation.

[webbs]

oh
that explains it
a lot of time to get good
really good

[wonderwarrior]

I'll aim for 'great' when next we meet.

[webbs]

i've got faith in you!