them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[lockedaway]

wouldn't that take the fun out of it?

[takingtheshots]

I'm not the telepath
I wouldnt know

[lockedaway]

I like being flirted with. Reading your mind is too easy.

[takingtheshots]

I thought it'd be like critique, you know?
"no clint I don't have freckles there"
"good job on getting my tits right"
"yes i do look that great in a bikini"

[lockedaway]

Well, if that's what you want
I do look great in a bikini.

[takingtheshots]

yeah i can imagine

[lockedaway]

I was going to the lake at the weekend. It's private enough that I often lose the bikini.

[takingtheshots]

ain't that something.
maybe somebody should find it for you.