them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[pissant]

hey check this out it's amazing
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[sinne]

What the fuck Scott

[ It's fine, she just choked on her drink! ]

[pissant]

imagine being on the beach with that one!
'very nice~'

[He's such a little shit, this shouldn't be a surprise.]

[sinne]

You know that actually beats that exercise where you're supposed to imagine the people in the room naked if you're nervous about speaking in public. Imagine a room of that.

[pissant]

i dunno if i could do a whole room of that
it'd be like working a bad con...
so nerdy
so smelly
so much hairy skin

[sinne]

Ugh TMI
Why did you have to go there, here I was thinking of fake hair!

[pissant]

you could always get it out
with something else
i mean
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