them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[anyfuture]

'Don't drink so much coffee, cut back on the cigarettes, don't stay up so late,

Call me more.'

that about do it?
Not sure that last one's good for me getting to sleep, though.

[punkmd]

You certainly could do all of that, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

I want to draw some blood and check your hormone levels. Nothing to worry about, just taking precautions. If we need to, I'll adjust your dosages.

I also want to check your prostate. I know you're still young, but it's never too early to start.

[anyfuture]

I think you've got a conflict of interest on that last one.
that is, you're way too interested.


The last time we fucked at your office, we nearly got caught.
The lock isn't exactly up to code.

[punkmd]

If you're insinuating I'm only asking because I want to stick something up your ass...
Damn. Caught me.

I'll put up a Closed sign and make sure it's locked this time.
Or I could always make a house call.

[anyfuture]

Mm.

Don't bring 'medical equipment' over 20cm, or I won't let you in. Sorry.

You wearing the stuff I got you?
Not sure all that lace is appropriate for scrubs, but.

[punkmd]

I was thinking of going more hands on this time.
No need for instruments when a finger will do.

I am, and I'm not worried.
Just need to remember not to uncross my legs in front of them.
Or maybe I will, if they're cute.

[anyfuture]

Ha.

You get any cute girls around there? Seems like it's mostly me and old guys.
Maybe you've got groupies too, though.
You've got the look for it.

[punkmd]

Groupies?
That'd be a nice change of pace.
Only repeat business I usually get is a weird kid and his cat.

Think I should change professions?
Get into music?

[anyfuture]

His, huh.
If it was a girl, maybe you'd make a career switch to veterinarian.

If you aren't getting any business anyway, show me.
The lingerie I got you, I mean.
Gotta be better than staring at the walls.

[punkmd]

Maybe.
He's a good guinea pig, but he talks to his cat when he thinks I don't notice.
Probably better off not getting too involved.

[Since she asks somewhat nicely, Tae complies. She shrugs the front of her dress off and takes a picture down her body of that lacy lingerie covering her breasts. Not the most explicit picture anyone's ever sent someone, but still plenty risque.]

Your turn.
I want to see what underwear you're wearing, right now.