them sexts

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the phone sex +
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nikolai lantsov — grishaverse

[parce]

[solmate]

You're taking too long.
I'm starting without you.

[parce]

You're so impatient.
Can't wait a little while longer?

[solmate]

And how long is a little longer?
Knowing you, you'd take more time just to tease me now.

[parce]

I would never do that.
The audacity of someone who would.
But I wouldn't.

[ He would. ]

[solmate]

There are better uses for your mouth than lying.

[parce]

Such as?

[solmate]

Being on me.
Wouldn't you rather it be your tongue than my fingers right now?

[parce]

You're using your fingers right now?

[solmate]

Maybe.
I told you I wasn't waiting.

[parce]

You should have led with that. It might have convinced me to come running back.

[solmate]

Just might?
Your wife is laying here touching herself and telling you about it and it only might convince you to come running?

[parce]

You haven't really told me about it, though. I haven't gotten any details.

[solsankta]

It's cold without you.

[parce]

Ordinarily, I'd say the blankets should help but I'd rather you miss me and my warmth then replace me with some cotton.

[solsankta]

I might have to if you don't come back.

[parce]

I'll come back.

Just not right away, unfortunately. Can't be avoided. Perhaps I could warm you up in another way.

[solsankta]

What did you have in mind?

[parce]

I could tell you things that would warm you up.

[solsankta]

Let's hear it then.

[parce]

Big, thick blankets.

[ He couldn't make it that easy, could he? ]

[solsankta]

[ She'll never admit it, but his response makes her pout a little. ]

Thank you for stating the obvious.

[parce]

You were expecting something else, weren't you?

[solsankta]

With you? Always.

[parce]

Which is exactly why I have to say things to keep you on your toes. I wouldn't want you to get bored with me.