Strip Never Have I Ever

[asimpleegg]

The classic party game! But with a sexy twist!

THE RULES
1: Post a top level in which your character shares something they've never done, starting with the phrase "Never have I ever..."
2: Check out what other people put up. If your character HAS done it, they have to take off a piece of clothing!
3: Generally keep track of how much your character is wearing as you go down the page.
4: If you're out of clothes, you may instead opt to perform a forfeit, determined by the person who got you! There are beds and a variety of toys over there in the corner, if you need them.
4.5: If you offer someone a forfeit and they don't want to do it because it's Not Their Kink, please respect that and either drop the thread or suggest something else.
5: You can cheer people on who are stripping in other threads or flirt with them or just express surprise that someone has done the thing. Don't be afraid about jumping in on someone else's thread!
6: Just generally have a good and sexy time!

Comments

[zauberdecke]

[ The birthplace of the Drow was technically the underdark and so Essek was actually also going to cling to that technicality, since Xhorhas was definitely not the Underdark. So he made no move to remove anything, rather a tilt to his head ]

Never have I ever had public sex.

[ Essek's violet eyes were definitely assessing every piece of clothing as it made it's way off the man, as well as carefully noting everything down in his mind ]

[unrequite]

[ Midnight puts a finger to his lips, thinking for a moment, before sighing, taking the pendant on his chest, and pulling the chain over his head. ]

A public bathroom counts, I should think.

[ He tosses it to the same chair his jacket rests on, looks back at his opponent, and grins. Not bad. ]

Never have I ever... ah. Been on a blind date.

[zauberdecke]

[ Well, that is unfortunately something that Essek has done, regrettably, so he moves to remove his heeled boots, having to sit down to unlace them methodically before he pulls first one off and then the other to reveal silk stockings. ]

The amount of blind dates I have been on because of well-meaning Den Alliances, is a bit ridiculous.

[ Once his boots are neatly paced ]

Never have I ever lied to make myself look appealing to a prospective hook-up.

[unrequite]

[ Midnight's eyes dip down to his opponent's legs, then back up again. It's polite. Really. ]

Sounds like they care for you.

[ Midnight gives a low, soft whistle in response to his challenge. Granted, he does have to think about it for a moment, but he shakes his head this time. ]

No need to lie about myself. I'm already quite the catch.

[ Besides, he lies for fun, not pleasure. ]

Never have I ever paid someone else for a sexual service. Not even a stripper.

[zauberdecke]

Then we are on the same page.

[ And nary a garment is removed, it looks like they are really good at keeping clothes on with each other-- for the most part. Such is the way of impasses. It was like mental chess for Essek.

Granted, he does clock the appreciative glance and it feeds Essek's ego perfectly ]

Never have I ever climbed out of someone's window.

[unrequite]

No one's? Not even your own?

[ Asked with a laugh as he removes his glove and tosses it away. ]

I'd highly recommend it. Feels very liberating.

Never have I ever, hm... Had intercourse with more than three participants.

[zauberdecke]

No, my Dahlni was always the one to sneak out windows, not I.

[ Not even his own, but perhaps because he tended to walk out gracefully like the Queen that he was. There was no shedding of clothing at that one. ]

More than three and it gets a bit messy, yes?

[ taps his fingertip against his chin as he attempts to think of something. ]

Never have I ever had a sexual relationship with someone of the opposite gender.

[unrequite]

Messy... Well, yes, but I've always enjoyed things when they're a little too much, if you understand me.

[ He sighs a comic, long-suffering sigh as he unbuckles the belts around his thigh and the chain attached. He does not look upset at all, though. He's less a bisexual and more an equal opportunity slut. ]

Never have I ever...

[ He looks down at himself. Socks, belt, collar, shirt, and slacks. He looks up, smirks, and raises an eyebrow. ]

... Stripped naked in public.

[zauberdecke]

[ Not that Essek hasn't wanted to strip naked in public, just he had never had the opportunity nor the trust with whoever he was with to do it, so he never did.

Essek's eyes did rove over the potential of getting a new notch on this man's scorecard ]

Never have I ever been spanked.

[ Not even non-sexually ]

[unrequite]

[ Midnight shakes his head, leans with one hand on the chair, and pulls off both his socks, unfolding then and setting them neatly in his shoes. Rebellion has always been a part of his personality. ]

My turn... hm. Never have I ever called someone beautiful without meaning it. You're stunning, by the way.

[zauberdecke]

Never have I ever felt any qualms in changing a game's rules to suit a very specific purpose.

[ And then with that, Essek finally decided to shed his mantle to reveal a sleeveless turtleneck that was form fitting-- the rest of his garments was linen pants that flowed and then those stocking'd feet. All decorative ear jewelry would stay on.

From how he phrased it, he should've kept a garment on-- but instead had strategically opted to lose one, as the narrative dictated. ]

If you are a good boy, I may allow you to remove the rest of the garments. [ with the right 'never ever' of course ]

[unrequite]

[ ... Hm. Midnight thinks for a moment, then pulls his belt from its loops. His pants fall lower on his hips. (Well, rules ARE meant to be broken.) ]

It's a shame. Really. Never have I ever been a good boy.

[ He leans in closer. ]

By the way, if you'd like to keep a few of your streaks unbroken, I think it's best if we find a room.

[ He tilts his head to a door nearby, eyebrows raised slightly. ]

[zauberdecke]

[ The drow's eyes cheat in the direction of the door that attention was drawn to, a brow raised though he smiled in a nearly mona-lisa way, before he smoothly got up from his chair-- now, was the moment of truth. Would he live a little adventurously or would he go back to his crystal tower? ]

It appears that the room may have found us, yes?

[ he breezed right past Midnight though not without the palm of his hand as it moved right against the shoulder in a very telling touch, absolutely floating in the direction of the door-- no, he was actually levitating. ]

[unrequite]

[ Midnight follows. No resistance, no decisions to make. (Continuing the game was the decision. The rest was simply consequences.)

He closes the door behind them, checks inside — it's just some sort of side room, perhaps an office with a desk and a large couch against the wall — before he reaches out to tug at his opponent at the elbow, aiming to pull closer. ]

Tell me to be a good boy again, please. [ This isn't begging. Midnight's grinning. It's a challenge. ] I want to see if I can get used to it.

[zauberdecke]

[ Once they were in the room together and the door was ceremoniously shut, Essek glanced up at Midnight-- at his full height, he perhaps measured five foot five, not the tallest man in the existance; but at the least he did command at least a presence, as if he was much taller in reality.

The question causes Essek to raise his eyebrow, and then he dips his finger against the fold of a tunic collar and how it distractingly edges downward. When he speaks, his voice is a soft accented purr ]

I could command you to be a very good boy, but I have a feeling you are a bit of a brat, yes? Though I do reward good boys very handsomely--very naughty boys may get a bit of a spanking however.

[unrequite]

[ For all the way he towers over his guest, Midnight's eyelids flutter lower at the touch, disarmed. Equal opportunity slut hours. ]

I really do insist. Otherwise, I might do something like this...

[ Midnight's hand drifts lower, gently pulling at the stranger's top until it begins to come untucked. ]

I get terribly impatient when I don't get what I want.

[ So, brat behavior. Acknowledgment that he does, in fact, break rules. ]

[zauberdecke]

[ Essek makes no move to stop him; granted if this was not alright-- he would definitely step in, rather he watches Midnight's face and the rather telling response inherent in those expressive crimson eyes.

He reaches up and then just lightly touches against the elongated ears, rather curious of course if those ears were sensitive ]

You strike me as the type, of course. To be very pushy with your wants and desires.

[ A chuckle and then a coy smile angled just so ] I suppose you have been a good boy, you deserve a little something.. as a treat. [ And then he was sliding off his silver moon belt, which he allowed to slip toward the floor ]

Never have I ever worn boring undergarments---

[unrequite]

[ Midnight tilts his head gently into the touch, eyes closing in pleasure. His ears are about as sensitive as the rest of him... Which is to say that they're not specifically so, but he, as a person, exists in a pretty comical state of touch starvation. Everything is good.

Midnight laughs, his eyes fluttering open, his hand coming to rest on a narrow hip, thumb brushing at the place the belt once rested. He can be good. Polite. (Barely.) ]

You should choose this time. Ah.

[ He reaches up with his free hand and taps the black collar he wears around his neck. ]

Just not this. This stays on.

[ Just the shirt and slacks left, then. ]

[zauberdecke]

You are not always prepared?

[ a tilt though he does not question the necessary need for the collar, it was a good looking collar so Essek could definitely vibe with leaving it on-- he always did have a thing for collars on pretty men.

Instead he starts to unbutton the shirt and then with an ease and grace, he pushes it right off shoulder so that it can slip right to the ground where it should conceivably go. ]

Now, if you want to be a good boy and sit on the bed-- I will disrobe for you, hmmm?