Do it badly

[lilpoundcake]

DESCRIBE YOUR CHARACTER BADLY meme

how do?
+ it's...literally up there. describe your character/their role in canon, but poorly.
+ other characters can see what you've typed and will now, as is tradition, make fun of your blorbo.

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kansas man hunts local cryptids as a passion project.

[surelyheavenwaits]

[havenomercy]

Worse places to be from than Kansas.

Disaster elf makes one mistake after another until he turns into a literal trashfire

[holdshisown]

[firstimpression]

Sounds a bit like someone I know.

[ Different canons and therefore a different disaster elf he's thinking of, but still. ]

local beefcake dad appalled by shocking lack of pasta appreciation

[beefyspaghetti]

[tfy]

Eh? You're a father?

college dropout applies for job, kills most of the company executives

[trashmetal]

... They started it.

there are two wolves inside you; one likes short boys, the other likes spicy boys

[unleashthebeast]

[[ you don't know which one to feed. ]]

[ubereats]

[ If they're hungry, feed both... would be his advice. ]

Huh... Yeah, I guess that checks out. [ He counts off on his fingers. ] Leona, Epel...

Elderly Korean man escapes hell and eats ALL the kimchi stew

[kimchis]

high level adventurer refuses to fight stronger monsters

[gobjob]

local cyborg achieves success in spite of familial setbacks

[sarcaskick]

Super mega side character pissed that he's not a super minor side character.

[pettymuch]

[speerly]

You're better off.

[ Being the a main character sucks such donkey butt, bro. ]

primitive creature refuses to allow technological advancements

[nintendont]

... Did Eggman write this, or what?

Tiny coward harassed by local college students

[flatcola]

expert at population management

[genophage]

[eugenesis]

[The massive Cybertornian leans forward with his hands folded in delight.]

What sort of management are we talking about?

planned the most memorable pep rally his school has ever seen

[ourloveisgod]

[isayno]

Well... there is that.

dumb blonde so obsessed with alpacas he compares his boss to one

[alpacahero]

local woman thinks she's the hottest thing since carolina reaper peppers

[disarmingsigh]

Detective Douchebag

[dptbttm]

...did Lucifer write this?

[firstimpression]

It's usually only the closest of friends that can get away with calling you things like that, or someone who really just can't stand you.

Which is it?

She simped so hard she died.

[auriferous]

[ourloveisgod]

[ He raises a Slurpee in a mock toast, chugging a gulp down and wincing at the brain freeze. ]

Cheers to that.

[ As if there's anything to be cheerful about. ]

Drugs, bugs, and fugs - everyone dies for free.

[speerly]

Escape artist on a murderous crime spree, check your local churches.

[nej]

Emergency autopilot cheats on home economics exam, has work-related stress incident.

[inperspective]

local man has no heartbeat

[ashenfiend]

[windsongs]

[ I'm sorry, what? ]

...How does that even work?

Don't drink blood that an old man in a cave gives you.

[untolds]

[holdshisown]

...I'm sorry, but who in their right mind would?

[There's no way anyone would hear that offer and think it would end even remotely well.]

Unwitting tool is used as a knife when she wanted to be a spoon.

[wivesdofall]

This dog will fight the entire world over one piece of jewelry???

[ruffgoing]

The one who didn't get a romantic subplot, but died anyway.

[knifethrew]

[wivesdofall]

No romantic subplot, huh? Did you at least get subtext?