1. i found a denim jacket with the phrase 'christian cowboy... ridin' with the lord' under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. of course i brought it back. 2. he got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and thirteen stitches. he hasn't changed much. 3. consequentially, i now know what mace tastes like. 4. we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. or burn it. either way we'll deal with it later. 5. for future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
tape? my condolences. you know that lint rollers are around in surplus, no one cares about getting lint off their clothes anymore so they're just sitting around. want one?
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paul "jesus" rovia. twd.
2. he got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and thirteen stitches. he hasn't changed much.
3. consequentially, i now know what mace tastes like.
4. we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. or burn it. either way we'll deal with it later.
5. for future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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oh my god this never sent??? i typed this reply days ago, no worries if its too old lmao
you know that lint rollers are around in surplus, no one cares about getting lint off their clothes anymore so they're just sitting around.
want one?