We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Because dear goodness, Lydia shouldn't be allowed to whisper into peoples ears. It's unfairly and ungodly sexy and now she's going pinker and pinker by the moment.]
[She grins, bright, and then reaches down for the thin leather belt holding up her jeans. Unbuckling it in one quick movement, she slips it out of the loops and holds it up.]
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bakerstreet2013-05-11 06:59 pm
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Hardly.
Being tied up isn't my idea of a good time
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C'mon. Nothing wrong with a little ... experimenting, is there? Learning new things?
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So ... is that a yes, Miss Chekov?
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It is a perhaps. [She's embarrassed but her curiosity is winning out.]
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[She closes the distance between them, reaching out to touch her arm.]
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[She's nervous to say the very least. Getting caught in flagrante was one thing but being tied up? That's a whole new kettle of fish.]
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[She shrugs, stepping close enough to drape an arm over Pasha's shoulder.]
And if I don't feel like catching up, then oh well.
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[Pasha is a suspicious soul, bless her.]
Because if it is I will hex you into obliwion.
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[She puts her free hand to her chest in mock offense, eyes widening.]
If there's one thing I don't do, my dear, it's joke about tying people up. That -
[She leans in close, breath warm against Pasha's ear.]
Is very serious business.
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[Because dear goodness, Lydia shouldn't be allowed to whisper into peoples ears. It's unfairly and ungodly sexy and now she's going pinker and pinker by the moment.]
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[She grins, bright, and then reaches down for the thin leather belt holding up her jeans. Unbuckling it in one quick movement, she slips it out of the loops and holds it up.]
In front of or behind you?