We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
Arthur came home after a meeting about a consulting job. He'd lit a cigarette and was making his way up the stairs when he heard the unmistakable sound of Ariadne.
Things had been, well...challenging again lately. Arthur's moods were off and on depending on how much progress he was making with Dr. George and she was still feeling nervous about all of it. She was also working and trying to plan a wedding, adding to the stress. It all added up to a waning sex life. But not necessarily a waning sex drive. So she found herself taking matters into her own hands with more frequency again. She would pick times when she thought he wasn't going to be home for a while and take a short break from her work to steal up to the bedroom or the shower. Today she was sprawled out on their bed with her little bullet vibrator just looking for a quickie. She had her eyes closed as she worked the small piece of metal against her clit and squeezed a nipple with her other hand. She didn't hear Arthur climbing the stairs over her ragged breathing and occasional moans. It was clear she was getting close.
Arthur stopped at the door. It was open just a crack and he could see her on the bed through it. He continued smoking, knowing she'd eventually smell it. He just watched.
The smell didn't make it to her before her body was arching off the bed and coming, a whimper escaping her lips as her body convulsed. It was only as she rode it out, taking in deep breaths, that the smoke caught her attention and she opened her eyes.
"Arthur?" she called out as she flipped the vibrator off and sat up, tucking her legs up against herself and wrapping her arms around them. She hoped it was him anyway.
"Hi," she said back from where she was on the bed, turning a bit red and feeling embarrassed and a little guilty at being caught. Not that he didn't know she masturbated, but under the circumstances it felt wrong to her.
"Well, you're something," she said gently. Clearly something was wrong. Her instinct is to apologize, but then she wasn't sure what to apologize for. It wasn't like she was cheating on him.
Ariadne | Inception | OTA
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"Arthur?" she called out as she flipped the vibrator off and sat up, tucking her legs up against herself and wrapping her arms around them. She hoped it was him anyway.
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"We can go out to dinner," she said. "If you still want to."
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She got cleaned up and dressed again before she went downstairs to find him.
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"You're upset," she said.
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"Fine," she said. "But if this were a couple years ago we wouldn't even be having this discussion because you'd be too busy fucking my brains out."
She walked back into the apartment.
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Muse oops. :)
:D
Psst. You're still using the wrong one. Lol
omg I've been using the wrong one this entire time lol
Well, not the *entire* time. Just a lot of it. Lol
I noticed!
:D
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Ive been wqiting for one of us to do that for a while. lol
lol of course it was me
ive typed out Arthur many a time and caught it right before posting w/ John
yeah same here
which in their case might actually cause a problem. lol
:D
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