We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
It was the first night he had on his own in a while. Sam was off on some wilderness get in touch with yourself camping trip, so Dean had the motel room to himself, which he celebrated with an extra large steak, plenty of beer, and all-night Casa Erotica. Cas was somewhere else, which meant he had to take care of himself.
Which was how he wound up sprawled on the bed, pants down around his ankles, trying to enjoy his hand as some busty blond on the TV rolled around with a beefy dude.
Castiel was dealing with backlash for his actions in Heaven, but thankfully things were getting somewhat easier. He sighed, rubbing his head after yet another long diatribe of meetings and arguments about his betrayal of Raphael. More angels were on his side than were against him though so things were getting a bit better.
Now that the hours of meaningless trials had passed he could go where he truly wanted to be. Which is how he found himself in the hotel room, standing off to the side of the bed, eyes huge as he watched Dean's hand. "Dean?"
Dean was so absorbed in his actions that he didn't notice he was no longer alone until he heard his name. His hand barely paused, and he turned his head to look over at the angel, eyes darkened with arousal. Now that was a sight he could enjoy more than anything that blond was doing to beefcake.
He continued watching, walking towards the bed slowly before sitting down at the edge. He swallowed, looking from Dean's hand up to the lust blown eyes. He licked his lips slowly, tempted to reach out to help, but instead he wanted to just watch.
He chuckled softly, tilting his head as he watched Dean lick his lips temptingly. He leaned in, unable to stop himself from capturing those lips in a kiss.
"Suppose it does." He moved to sit back against the headboard, fully intent on just watching now.
He groaned softly, loving the sounds that Dean made. "Of course I do, Dean. Go faster..." He smiled slightly, staring into Dean's eyes. "Let me hear how much you're enjoying it."
He did finally reach out, brushing his fingers over the hunter's hips slowly. "Do you wish it was me instead? My hand or my mouth? Or my ass...squeezing around you, milking you?" Cas had learned all about dirty talk from Dean and he enjoyed doing it every chance he got.
"But what if I just want to watch?" He leaned in close, lips brushing Dean's ear smoothly. "What if I want to see what you like to do when its just you?"
He brushed his hand over his inner thigh, teasing him as his hand brushed Dean's.
"Your loss," Dean murmured, legs spreading a little at the teasing touch and he squeezed himself hard before his hand went below to cup his balls, rolling them in his palm with a low groan.
He continued to stare, grabbing his face and turning him before kissing him deeply. "Dean you are a tease." He whispered softly before wrapping his hand around Dean's.
"Not a tease if I'm willing to give up the goods, we've been over that," Dean chuckled, although the laugh tapered off into a low moan as he rocked up into his own hands.
"Well, now you're here, I want you," Dean said, biting his lower lip as one twist of his wrist had him arching up. "I want your hands, your mouth--lick me, suck me, fuck me, anything, Cas."
He chuckled, kissing him again before letting go and moving between Dean's legs. He watched him, grabbing and dragging him down the bed like he weighed nothing. "Are you saying I can do anything I want to you?"
He smirked, bending down and licking up the inside of his thigh slowly. He bit down lightly before nipping up before switching to the other thigh. "Are you sure you want to give me that, Dean?"
"That's right," Dean nodded, then groaned at the teasing licks and bites. "Give you whatever you want." Because I trust you hung unsaid in the air. Probably because Cas didn't need to hear it said.
Dean groaned out something about not being able to see him if he did that, but he obeyed anyway, too turned on at the moment to protest. Not to mention the friction of the sheets against him made him want to hump the bed.
"You will not be staying like this, Dean. You gave me permission to do anything I please..." He moved up over him, kissing down over his shoulder blades slowly before his tongue dipped out, sliding down his spine slowly while groaning. Dean's skin tasted amazing. He stopped just above his crack, nipping and biting up over the swell of his ass.
"I know, I know," Dean grumbled, but the kisses pulled satisfied little noises from him anyway, and his back arched under the exploring tongue. The nipping at his ass had him jumping a little, and he craned his neck to see what he was doing back there.
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Which was how he wound up sprawled on the bed, pants down around his ankles, trying to enjoy his hand as some busty blond on the TV rolled around with a beefy dude.
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Now that the hours of meaningless trials had passed he could go where he truly wanted to be. Which is how he found himself in the hotel room, standing off to the side of the bed, eyes huge as he watched Dean's hand. "Dean?"
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"Hey, Cas," he murmured, voice low.
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"Enjoying yourself?"
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"Does it look like I'm enjoying myself?" he asked, staring at Cas.
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"Suppose it does." He moved to sit back against the headboard, fully intent on just watching now.
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"Enjoying the view, Cas?"
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He did finally reach out, brushing his fingers over the hunter's hips slowly. "Do you wish it was me instead? My hand or my mouth? Or my ass...squeezing around you, milking you?" Cas had learned all about dirty talk from Dean and he enjoyed doing it every chance he got.
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He rolled his hips automatically up into his hand, teasing himself. It was even hotter now Cas was here, and talking like that to him.
"Any part of your body, Cas," he said, licking his lips again, "I like it all."
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He brushed his hand over his inner thigh, teasing him as his hand brushed Dean's.
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"That's right," he said, legs spreading further, completely exposing himself to the angel. "Anything, Cas."
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