We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[ Dick grimaced just a little bit. He knew Tim wasn't exactly innocent; it was damn near impossible in the life they lived, but still- he was protective of whatever innocence he did have. What was he to do when he had been the one to ruin that, though?
Before speaking again, he leaned over and pulled up his sweatpants; this was his way to burn off a little bit of tension after working out, and it seemed being interrupted had made the problem worse, but he could deal with it later. ]
[Tim doesn't uncover his eyes yet. Sure, he knows what he was doing but it's still embarrassing to walk in on your brother when he's taking care of himself. He knows he'd hate it if someone did that to him.]
I was...going to ask you if you were busy. Maybe we would...do something together? It's been quiet recently...
[ Dick just sort of unconsciously wiped his hand along the side of his sweatpants and made a mental note to wash up before he did anything else.
Oh. Tim wanted to hang out... Dick winced just a tiny bit, but he wasn't going to say no. He'd suck it up and deal with his arousal later, even if he had to wait several hours. ]
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bakerstreet2013-05-11 06:59 pm
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[Tim finally covers his eyes and holds out his hand.]
I-It can wait...till you're done...
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Before speaking again, he leaned over and pulled up his sweatpants; this was his way to burn off a little bit of tension after working out, and it seemed being interrupted had made the problem worse, but he could deal with it later. ]
No- I'm done for now, Tim.
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I was...going to ask you if you were busy. Maybe we would...do something together? It's been quiet recently...
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Oh. Tim wanted to hang out... Dick winced just a tiny bit, but he wasn't going to say no. He'd suck it up and deal with his arousal later, even if he had to wait several hours. ]
Sure. Maybe we can pop in a movie or something?