Because someone wanted it, I guess.

[followedbylemmings]

The Always Suave and Never Terri- who are we kidding, it's a Pick Up Line Meme

Your character is hitting on a different character via the use of pick up lines. (You can expand it to bad flirting in general, if you like. "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, baby. I'm so-and-so, and you are...?")

If you need an excuse, your character just drank some cursed tea.

Here's some examples if you need them.

NOTE: It's advised you don't use these in real life. Well. Unless you feel like it.

Comments

Jaime Reyes | Young Justice: Invasion | ota

[hasnomentor]

[necessaryrisks]

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Rosalind Starling | Lollipop Chainsaw | ota

[spazmatoidstarling]

[turretsexual]

[Yea, he might be a little drunk, so what? A pretty lady is a pretty lady!]

Hey, babydoll.

You wanna come check out my loot? [Grin. He's definitely expecting to get shot for that. No doubt about it.]

Sora | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[whapswithakey]

i'm really sorry

[poppetstrings]

I'm Xion, and I promise you wont forget me after tonight.

[WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE what the fuck jut came over her]

Zatanna Zatara ⟡ Young Justice ⟡ ota

[backwordscompatible]

I'm so sorry.

[manhandled]

There are 206 bones in the human body.

[A beat.]

I have 207 when I look at you.

Rebecca Crane | Assassin's Creed | ota

[r3b3cca]

Seth Nightroad × Trinity Blood × ota

[thirdof]

Inigo | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

[manhandled]

[katipo]

[Okay. Okay, Peter's totally got this, he's gonna turn around and face the cute girl next to him and he's gonna say the line and it's gonna be the smoothest and suavest thing and he's gonna do it.]

So, you must have 11 electrons, because you're sodium fine.

[Too bad for him the girl left five minutes ago while he was still torturing himself over which line to say.]

Takami Minatsuki × Deadman Wonderland × why would you ever

[floramentirosa]

Off to the races

[caster_blaster]

So I hear you're into the whole "whipping" scene. A little kinkier than my usual bag, but I like to try new things.

Maribelle | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[ombrelle]

Severa | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[waywardtsun]

[manhandled]

[There's nothing unusual about Inigo approaching a cute pretty young thing like Severa. Nor is it out of the ordinary for him to give her his most "winning" smile.]

That is a very nice outfit you're wearing there, Severa darling.

[...wait for it...]

Tsukumo × Karneval × difficulty level: have fun trying

[pokerfacingly]

Gene Starwind - Outlaw Star

[caster_blaster]

kamiki izumo | ao no exorcist

[tamer]

Daisy Buchanan | The Great Gatsby

[beafool]

Wally West | Young Justice | OTA

[runsintowalls]

[aimless_arrow]

Is it hot in here or just you?

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA

[okei]

Fujiwara no Mokou | Touhou | F/F

[failblazer]

Ichirin Kumoi | Touhou | F/F

[cloudnun]

[unidentifiedandfantastic]

Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

[Nue + bad pickup lines = embarrassing Ichi?]

Allison Young * Terminator

[godelsolution]

Roy Harper (Arsenal) | Young Justice | ota

[armedandunarmed]

[necessaryrisks]

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

Parasoul | Skullgirls

[princessinchief]

*The toughest of audiences*

Balalaika || Black Lagoon || F/M

[fry_bitch]

[caster_blaster]

A take charge kinda' girl is always sexy as all Hell.

Dick Grayson → Young Justice

[hackrobatic]

mitsuru kirijo | persona 3 | ota

[icebreaking]

Let's start this as terribly as possible

[nice_boat_rider]

[Rider is definitely drunk, and in public, and though she isn't particularly busy she was on her way back the dorm, or her manor, whatever. And now there's a tall, ridiculous looking pink haired drunk ... pirate woman stopping right in her path?]

Hey ...

[Mitsuru could smell this cinnamony sort of liquor on her breath, and she's got the faintest slur.]

Is your father a thief? Because he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes.

Nina | Breath of Fire IV

[wingedfaith]