Would you hit that?

[thatsright]

 

 

You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Or maybe it's a complete stranger and you're feeling kind of brave? Either way, you're compelled to let this person know that you'd hit it. You would so hit that.

Hell, if you don't, feel free to tell that person: no, I would not.

No guarantees can be made!

The Rules:

• Post with your character. Include name, series, and any preferences in the subject line.
• Other characters are gonna reply and confess whether or not they'd hit dat.
• Play out the reactions. Add in a setting! Take it to a room. Whatever you'd like.
• Tag around.
• Have fun and be excellent to each other!

Comments

[battlemaiden]

[There are worse things she could do. Like say, try to kill his father. Or let the Jotun have a crack at Asgard. Or help aliens invade New York! Yeah, she thinks she's relatively safe. But she does back off a bit.]

When a mortal says I'd hit that it usually means something else.

[There's a pause.]

Maybe you should ask Fandral.

[thormidable]

[And on the very slim chance she pulls any of those stunts, he'll give her the same consideration he gave Loki. Because they are friends and that's what you do.]

But is not here, and you are. My options for inquiry are extremely limited at the moment.

lol this feels so surreal

[battlemaiden]

[Oh, now he's expecting things from her. And now she's uncomfortable. That bites her a bit on the ass, doesn't it.

There's a small sigh.]

"I'd hit that" on Midgard is a remark made when one finds another to be...pleasing.

[She so wants to punch him right now.]

sorry? :/

[thormidable]

[An explanation. He wants that, at the very least. One that makes sense, because he's watching her with narrowed eyes.]

Pleasing?

[Think, think. Think.]

Is this used when I am pleased with someone or their actions? Like the serving girls who work at the restaurants.

no, don't be! this is hilarious 8D

[battlemaiden]

[Sif makes a frustrated noise in the back of her throat. So she just says very quickly,]

It's used when you espy someone you find attractive and would be inclined to take them to bed, given opportunity.

If I have to explain what that means to you, I will hit you.

you say that now...

[thormidable]

You always hit me. [He tenses at the growl, most people tend to lash out in his direction after that kind of sound, but then there are words instead of fists. Which is even more confusing.

And then what she says sinks in. Mix of emotions going on here.]

Oh.

Re: you say that now...

[battlemaiden]

[The look she gives him now is what is best described as Darcy Lewis saying, "REALLY?"]

Yes. Oh.

Just what every woman wants to hear when she offers such confession.

[thormidable]

Forgive me, then.

[He leans down to press a kiss against her cheek, probably not the kind he wants, but the best he can do right now.]

I am honored that you would consider me in such a way after all that we have been through together. Thank you, my lady.

[battlemaiden]

It is because we have been through so much together that I would consider you so.

[It's definitely not the answer she wants, but it'll have to do, and she makes up for it by giving him a determined grin...and a punch in the arm.]

[thormidable]

[It nudges a laugh out of him, and breaks the solemnity of the moment, at least on his end. Sif is one of his most steadfast friends and he does not want to hurt her.]

Then let us focus on our shared past, and the good we have accomplished, over a serviceable drink.