Would you hit that?

[thatsright]

 

 

You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Or maybe it's a complete stranger and you're feeling kind of brave? Either way, you're compelled to let this person know that you'd hit it. You would so hit that.

Hell, if you don't, feel free to tell that person: no, I would not.

No guarantees can be made!

The Rules:

• Post with your character. Include name, series, and any preferences in the subject line.
• Other characters are gonna reply and confess whether or not they'd hit dat.
• Play out the reactions. Add in a setting! Take it to a room. Whatever you'd like.
• Tag around.
• Have fun and be excellent to each other!

Comments

[manualofjustice]

Hold, taguel ally!

Umm... are you once again asking if there is any striking involved? You mustn't!

[bunnyboy]

W-where did you come from?! Don't sneak up on me like that!

[Oh, crap, he's been caught wandering around the "hitting" people again.] I know what it means! I just...ended up here somehow!

[manualofjustice]

I meant no harm, great taguel ally! I am only here to let you know that, perhaps, that I will not strike you down! Striking down friends and allies is not what the great Owain Dark does!

[bunnyboy]

D-didn't we go over this last time?! I know you're not going to strike me down!

[Mostly. He's never sure when a critical hit is going to fly his way instead of at the enemy...yes, Owain would never strike down a friend on purpose, but Divine Strike accidents are bound to occur accidentally, right?

This must be their B support.]

...Owain Dark? That's a new one. What does, erm, Owain Dark need with me today if we're not talking about "hitting" anything?

[manualofjustice]

Perhaps I am here to tell my great taguel ally that I would "hit it"!

[bunnyboy]

H-huh? Wait, since...since when?! You're not trying to switch meanings of the word on me, are you? Because we just established what that "hit" doesn't mean "strike," remember?

[manualofjustice]

Yes, and Owain Dark is very much aware of the meaning and its wonderous context, my great taguel ally! Since when, you say? It matters not!

[bunnyboy]

[............here his face is getting even redder as he mulls this over.]

T-this isn't a joke, right? Or one of Laurent's experiments?! B-because I kind of feel the same way!

[The longer he talks, the louder he gets. Someone should stop him.]

[manualofjustice]

[Yeah, Owain didn't entirely pay attention to what Yarne just said so...]

Worry not, my great taguel friend! I wholeheartedly understand! You need not feel---

[Then something just hit him. Did Yarne just--]

Wait, r-really?

[bunnyboy]

W-what? Listen to everything I say, not just the first part!

[Why is it that no one listens to him sometimes...it's a good thing that Owain corrects himself before Yarne gets upset.]

Yes! I mean, well...I feel really safe around you! And maybe something more.

[He fidgets a little.]

[manualofjustice]

You... You feel safe around me? Something more? Are you sure about that?

[bunnyboy]

About the something more? Well, it could be...nausea or organ fail, but I'm pretty sure it's something good this time!

[He's...mostly joking.]

[manualofjustice]

W-well yeah... But Yarne, I had no idea...

[NonDramatic!Owain is NonDramatic.]

[bunnyboy]

Y-you had no idea?! How was I even supposed to say something with the way you talk! ...But it's all fine right now, right? I finally said it!

[manualofjustice]

Yes yes, everything's fine now. But r-really, I had no idea. I have no idea what... what to do now. [Now he's all conscious of himself. XD]

How... H-How much do you like me, Yarne?

[bunnyboy]

Why are you asking me all these embarrassing questions?! I-isn't the fact that I said anything at all enough?

[Oh, gods, his cheeks are getting red...]

S-somewhere less than how much I love not being chased by something deadly, but more than carrots!

[manualofjustice]

O-oh.... Okay then! Ahaha... [He's trying to keep his composure. Yarne was right, this was a little embarrassing.]

What are we to do now?

[bunnyboy]

...Why don't you answer your own question? How much do you...uh...care about me?

[Love is a foreign thing to a Taguel growing up without parents...]

[manualofjustice]

[Love is a bit of a foreign thing to Owain, too. Sure he may have had a... dramatic play about his rival in his intrinsic stories but experiencing it personally? All bets are off. But...]

You're... you're my friend, Yarne. My ally... Are we to become more than that? I-I don't know... But I do care about you, a-and... I want to help make sure your race does not go extinct.

[bunnyboy]

[There's a glaring problem in that if they do become more than friends, it becomes increasingly difficult to procreate.

...

...Yarne is going to ignore that for now.]

Thanks, Owain. I'll take all the help I can get...but I don't want you to go extinct, either! I think Taguel are, um, scientifically better-off with you in the world. So we should stick together from now on.