Get your gen texts~!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Supervillain custody battle via texting lets go

[hastilude]

You know your last kidnapping subject was already marked for execution right? And now I have to explain to my boss why they can't make their appointment?

For a supposed "superhero" I didn't expect theft to be one of your powers.

let's gooo

[macholibre]

I need him alive. Maybe you should've paid better attention.

[hastilude]

Well I need him dead and you should get a handle on your kleptomania.

You've got 1 hour. Then the play date is over and I'm taking him whether you're done socializing or not.

[macholibre]

Good luck finding us.

[hastilude]

If word from the top is 1 hour, then you have 1 hour. I'm just passing along the message from the boss.

You're welcome, by the way. Hurry up.

[macholibre]

And I'm supposed to listen to you and your "boss" why?

[hastilude]

[ The little '...' prompt pops up and disappears several times, followed by a long, long pause. ]

I can't tell if you're doing your usual broody passive aggressive thing or legitimately have no idea.

[macholibre]

[you're assuming he ever knows anything that's actually going on tbh]

That sounds like a you problem

I'm not giving him up just to be killed

[hastilude]

That's not how it works!!!!!

[ Miguel pls. ]

It's his time. Who do you think runs around carrying a scythe and robes and makes those decisions? Because it's not one of your spider club, I'll tell you that much.

[macholibre]

He doesn't control every universe, and according to my data, it's not "his time" yet.

[and of course he trusts his own information more than a spooky legend who carries around a scythe]

[hastilude]

I'd just love to hear that conversation. You want to argue your case in person and save me the headache?

[ No death allowed because math is absolutely a legitimate argument that won't have any consequences. :o) ]

[macholibre]

Doesn't sound like you like your job very much.

[hastilude]

Don't have to like it to do it well. Do you enjoy yours?

[macholibre]

[Ugh, fine, he can relate]

No
but someone has to do this shit

[hastilude]

Good. We understand each other, then.

So are you done yet, or...?

[macholibre]

I'm putting him back where he belongs. Whatever you do after that, not really my business

[hastilude]

[ Selfie time!
Yes, she's literally waiting on the other side to snatch up the misbehaving child villain like some tin can boogeyman. No, she's not sorry about it. ]

If it's all the same to you maybe sooner than later. It's gonna rain any minute.

[macholibre]

[ u g h as if his job wasn't difficult enough ]

Are you always this annoying or am I just special?

[hastilude]

[ Karma's a bitch, bro. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

"Irritate collaborators until they give up and go back to their angry cave forever." - it's in the employee handbook and everything. Standard procedure.

[macholibre]

Funny.

Will you finally leave me alone after I drop him off?

[hastilude]

Yes.

[ She totally won't. ]

[macholibre]

I don't believe you.

[hastilude]

Why ask then?????

[macholibre]

Never mind

[it's the principle of the thing!!]

I closed the portal behind him 20 minutes ago by the way.

[hastilude]

You what