Uh, I guess I'll go with...

WILD MASS GUESSING

aka "a canonblind person tries to explain [y] canon" the meme. remember all the MY MOM DESCRIBES HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS posts? yeah. that.

• drop that top level like a bad habit.
• characters try to tell as much about each other as they can, then describe them and their personality with little outside information. the goal remains to use only what they can immediately observe.
• sit back and relish a real shitshow.