2 out of 3 (ain't bad)

[postingmemes]

2 TRUTHS 1 LIE ❤ Edition

You know the name; now, it’s time to play the game…in the spirit of romance! 1. Post with your character. 2. In your comment, have your character state three things about themselves with a love-themed bent. Preferences, crushes, secrets, hopes, dreams, anything. For the spicier takes, you can go smutty: past sexcapades, kinks, turn-ons, your embarrassing horny weakness, etc. just remember R E S P E C T towards others’ limits. 2 of those things should be the truth. 1 of them should be a lie. 3. Respond to other characters, and try to guess which one of their statements are a lie. Can you guess correctly? 4. Have fun! Take turns! And don't forget, sometimes the truth can be a whole lot stranger than fiction.

Comments

Shaye | OC

[lethergic]

[A little info on the journal, f/f if it goes anywhere, ota gen chatter.]

Uh...

I masturbate maybe twice a week.

I like having my ass played with.

I've sold nudes online.

Akiko Yosano | BSD

[morsangel]

Hm. Masturbating twice a week seems too low of a number.

That must be the lie, yes?

[lethergic]

Uh... yeah, actually, it's closer to twice, a, uh... day.

[She reaches up to rub the back of her neck.]

Man, I thought that'd trip people up.

[morsangel]

And there is nothing wrong with that.

[ She smiles. ]

Can't fool a Doctor unfortunately.

-Ah. But you do have a high sex-drive.

[lethergic]

Nothing wrong with butt stuff or selling nudes, either, but I thought those were a little more of a stretch.

Eh. Oh well. Yeah, I, uh... I'm pretty freaky. Pretty sure even a layman could figure that out, should be child's play for a doctor.

[morsangel]

Perhaps I'm just as freaky to suspect the milder choice to be the wrong one.

[ Although her brand of 'freaky' was a tad more sadistic. ]

Is selling nudes a job or just for fun?

[lethergic]

Heh. Well, now I'm hoping so.

[Not being the biggest weirdo in the room would be a fun change of pace for her.]

Uh... a dare, actually. I do really dumb things when I'm drunk, and now there's pictures of my bare ass on the internet.

[morsangel]

You sound like a fun drunk. My co-workers can be so boring.

-But only your ass?

Surely the stakes should have been higher?

[ It's all in or go home for her. ]

[lethergic]

If by "fun" you mean "horny," then yes, yes I am. And I do equate those things pretty often, to answer a question you, uh, may ask.

[...Moving on.]

Nnnno, not just my ass. I don't have any tits to speak of, but they're out there, and then it gets... sticky.

[Toys are involved.]

[morsangel]

That's more like it.

[ She laughs. ]

Were you embarrassed? Revealing such an erotic pose to the world?

[lethergic]

Not... as much as I know I should be? I think I might be a little bit of an exhibitionist.

[She bites her lower lip for a second.]

Yeah, no, I probably am one.

[morsangel]

Maybe you should pick it up as a hobby? If you're ever so inclined.

I'm sure a kink like that isn't fulfilled so easily.

[ And Yosano would know. No one wants to play with her. ]

[lethergic]

I mean, I could drop trou and flash my ass at you right now if I wanted.

[She meant that as a joke, but given the tenor of their discussion so far-]

Uh, joking. I dunno, maybe I will do the camgirl thing someday, if I get really bored and got nothing better to do.

[morsangel]

It won't have been the first time I've seen one.

Ah. You think people would be into dissecting and re-attaching my patients?

[ Maybe she should be a camgirl? ]

[lethergic]

And you wouldn't be the first person I've mooned, either.

[But, hold on, there's a record scratch moment.]

Uh... is... that some kind of weird slang I've never heard before?

[morsangel]

Not at all.

[ She's a straight up freak. ]

A Doctor can enjoy her work, no?

[lethergic]

[Oh god. Shaye's eyes widen like a deer in headlights.]

You get off on dissecting... people.

[That's less a question and more a statement seeking clarification.]

[morsangel]

[ She laughs. ]

I can wholly put them back together though.

Care to test it out?

[ A threat? A proposition? Who really knows. ]

[lethergic]

[Hear that? It's Shaye's "run, stupid" alarm blaring inside her head.]

Uh, nope. No, that's okay, I'll pass. You, uh, good luck finding other people that... like that sort of stuff, hope you guys have fun.

[morsangel]

Ha ha, I don't bite much.

[ Running would be smart. ]

Though I admit it isn't for everyone. Refined tastes are hard to come by.

[ Literally everyone. ]

[lethergic]

Haha, see, if I thought you meant a little love bite or just leaving a mark, I'd say that's hot, but-

[At this point Shaye thinks she'd have a chunk bitten out of her. Running is seeming like a great idea.]

Oh, there's the problem: I ain't refined. I swear like a sailor, I scratch my ass in public, and I've eaten food I've dropped on the floor more often than can possibly be healthy.

[morsangel]

You remind me of someone else I know. Very cute. And non-conforming.

It is a breath of fresh air actually.

[ Despite her looks, she is quite a relaxed individual. When not tempted by sadism. ]

[lethergic]

Oh. Thanks! You're, uh, cute too, in a... extremely scary sort of way.

[Crazy, that's for damn sure, but docile. Cool. That's a new one.]

[morsangel]

Scary? Oh my, I'm just like every other woman.

I like to shop. Drink. Oh and sleep in.

I just so happen to be a Doctor as well.

[lethergic]

Yeahhh, that last part... tell ya what, if I ever need to get stitched back together after getting my ass handed to me, and I am not inviting that to happen any time soon, I'll call you first.

Dito | Drakengard 3

[ohihateyou]

-I have a crush on an idiot.
-I would fuck that idiot's brains out all day and all night.
-I actually think that idiot has a nice voice.

Jarrod | Power Rangers Jungle Fury

[withoutpride]

- I am a student of the Pai Zhua school of martial arts, also known as the Order of the Claw.
- I have always been the strongest, ever since I was a child and I bullied other kids on the playground.
- I embody and can call upon the power of the spirit of the Lion.

kabuto yakushi || naruto || ota

[scalpels]

1. Kabuto is my birth name, but I've gone by other names as well.
2. I was trained as a healer by the man in charge of the orphanage where I was raised.
3. This isn't my natural hair color.

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

1. I once blocked the sun with a blanket of scarlet mist.

2. I am a descendant of Vlad Dracula himself.

3. I can summon an army of demons with a shout. Would you like me to demonstrate?

Barry Allen | DCTV | m/m

[adultflash]

1. Multiple orgasms are a thing with speed powers.

2. I'm a meta-human vibrator.

3. I don't like to be slowed down.