bakerstreet | Reality TV Meme

Reality TV Meme

How this works: Make an anonymous (or logged-in) comment with the name of a reality show and whether the thread is open or closed. People tagging in are now part of that show. Whether or not they're contestants, judges, audience members, etc, is up to them. Go crazy! Tag around! Judge a cooking show, eat bugs for money, or pitch your dream to a bunch of billionaires... just make it work!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Right, so Steve doesn't understand how this booty tooch thing is working and he's just going to look over at his neighbors. ]

[ here, have an amazon standing next to you in casual clothes. Being a warrior, she doesn't necessarily get it either, but somehow she manages to land a tooch. ]

[ Whoa, she lands a great one and Steve turns red and jerks his head away by instinct, because oh yeah he's staring at Diana's ass.

But um, yeah, he's going to keep pushing his ass out, apparently this is a hoochie tooch (let's be real any tooch is gonna turn into a hoochie tooch) and he shouldn't do it, someone help him... ]

[ She glances over at him. He seems to be having trouble and is blushing profusely. Probably staring. Men. They did like to stare at her ass. ]

You're 'tooching' too much.

[ this sounds just too strange. ]

Oh.

[ Wow. ]

Sorry.

[ Why is he apologizing?? ]

[ Yep, he's just going to... -- oh god, are those booty pads? Is that Tyra bringing out some booty pads? ]

No need for apologies. [ men aside, far be it from her to not help out someone in need, even if its a need to tooch the bootie. ] You need to stop arching your back so much.

Um... Thanks, Diana.

[ He tries it, and immediately the coaches at giving him looks and telling him he needs to let go.

Can't win them all...

Still, ours just a challenge. Ir's not the photoshoot yet!

He shoots Diana an apologetic look. ]

[ Diana seems sympathetic. ]

Better luck next round.

[There is absolutely nothing okay with this situation.]

Edited (It occurs to me that I should put: (Kevin Tran, Prophet of the Lord, Supernatural) somewhere in here.) 2013-05-10 08:25 (UTC)

[ He plops down next to Kevin and shoves a bunch of bananas at him. ] Here.

[ Eat, obviously. Dean, meanwhile, is trying not to puke as he looks at the other food he brought with him: some dead rats. It's just meat, right? Right? He can totally cook it, and it won't even seem like rats. Except he knows it's rats and he's going to puke. But no, they need to eat something, and they're not going to be able to get better food than this if they only live off freaking bananas. ]

Edited (maybe i should mention i haven't seen survivor since s1 so sorry for inaccuracies but omfg keviiiiiin) 2013-05-11 05:41 (UTC)

[Are those rats? Kevin is just...not going to comment. He's sticking with bananas, tonight, thanks.]

We've lived on worse.

[It was encouraging if you considered freezer burritos and mystery meat hot-dogs worse. Kevin didn't, but he was also pretty sure that bananas didn't have enough actual nutrition in them to keep people alive for very long. ...Unfortunately, he was also pretty sure that rats carried parasites.]

I would...probably make sure those are really well done.

[ First rule of eating rats is we don't talk about eating rats. He shoots Kevin a look that tries to communicate that, but mostly it communicates ugh and more of the puking thing. ]

This is just to tide us over until we can figure out a better way to hunt. Or fish. You know how to fish? Was there a... [ What were the letters? A... B...? No. ] AP Bait and Tackle?

[Dude, you're the one who brought back bananas and rats, don't go giving him shit about it.]

It was first period, I went with AP Calculus instead.

[He was being facetious, but that didn't change the fact that calculus was a life skill he wasn't really using to the fullest. Or at all. He had volunteered at a historical reenactment place for a summer (looked good on college applications, don't judge him) but he really just knew how to make butter and soap.]

There are a lot of edible bugs.

[He also watched a lot of the Discovery Channel, sue him.]

[ Dean reserves the right to be hypocritical at all times. Big brother privilege. That extends to Kevin too.

Wow, he didn't think there was something more gross than eating rats, but then Kevin said eating bugs and he totally wins this round.]

Augh. Like what? An antburger? [ Gross fascination. And he'd rather watch telenovelas over the Discovery Channel. That's some Sam shit; Dean prefers more melodrama in his life. ]

[Kevin has never seen Dr. Sexy and he doesn't intend to let Dean in on that. Ever.]

More like beetles and locusts and stuff, but sure, if you can get enough of them to make a burger.

[And because he knows this even though he's not sure why or where he heard it:]

They've got way more protein than regular meat. [He knows we're not talking about the rats but...] Also less parasites.

[ If they ever spend time together in a place with a TV, he'll find out about the magic. ]

Aren't bugs parasites? [ That sounds like a science fact. Take that! ]

Okay, kid. You build yourself a bug zapper, and I'll build myself a fishing pole. Iron Chef, Survivor style.

[ He glances at the rats, then at the banana, and tries to decide which would be the least appetizing. With a heavy sigh, he goes for the frigging banana. ]

Then maybe we can get on figuring out how to make moonshine. [ It's an essential. ]

[Okay, seriously, you gotta watch more science TV, Dean. Kevin knows how to do that, but he's also 100% sure he shouldn't share that fact either. At least they're not eating the rats.

So, new subject time?]

Well, good news, I figured out the challenge for this week.

[Why would you write the weekly challenge on multi-part babelonian tablets, producers of survivor, why?]

It looks like we've got to get a flag out of...something about fire. I think it spells volcano.

[ Oh, right, the challenges. The game part of this stupid freaking show. Dean could really do without all the reality drama bullshit, so he's mainly been focusing on ways to make things comfortable for the both of them. And others too, he guesses, but he's sticking up for Kevin and making sure he makes it through okay. Kid's had it rough. This place is only one step behind Garth's houseboat, but still.

He frowns as he thinks about that and eats his stupid banana in the meantime. ]

Well, that sounds safe. And only remotely possible. [ But it's gotta be, and he looks over at him. ] So, what, that's it? That's all we get?

[ He sighs heavily and sets his banana down. ] Guess it's better than facing down a demon.

[Kevin passed him the tablet and the crudely sketched translation he'd done up on the back of the receipt he'd had in his pocket when they got here...he's probably going to need that back, by the way.]

You don't think the other teams--[Did they have teams on this show? No, it was Alliances, right? So teams but...cut-throat and temporary. Great. That didn't scream Demons...or Angels. Kevin was a huge fan of whatever put them into this show...only not.

Actually it was pretty much the opposite of being a fan.]--are full of demons?

Or angels?

[Did you develop some optimism recently Dean?

I mean, hey, Kevin's all for your life and his life and Sam's life not sucking, that's pretty much his ideal endgame, but really? If there weren't one supernatural jerkoff between them and the fake volcano, or real volcano, or capture the flag mound, he'd eat his hat.

Well, he'd buy a hat and then eat it.]

Seriously?

Edited (Whoops missed a bracket there.) 2013-05-11 09:01 (UTC)

[ Hey, don't talk to him like he's an idiot. He can sit on you, Kevin. And it's pretty likely he would, actually, so watch your nerdy little mouth. He snatches the receipt from him and starts looking it over. ]

If it's angels, we're screwed. We could try praying to Cas, but... [ Heh. Ha. Haha. Hilarious. He squints as he looks around them, discomfort plain on his face. ]

If I had to put money down, I'd say this was Gabriel, but... he's dead, and the only angel who doesn't know how to stay dead is Cas. Why would angels want to keep us from figuring out how to close the hell gates? So it's gotta be Crowley, right?

[ Navarre has no idea why he's here. He's not a woman. ]

....

I don't know how this haaaaapppenned!

Edited 2013-05-10 17:51 (UTC)

Hoooo~~~♥ Everyone listen to my beautiful voice!

[Running around Amsterdam in search for clues. With a superior sense of smell this may go easy... or not.]

Oh my! These shoes just won't do if I'm going to impress Mario!

[ Gordon Ramsay could yell at him all he wanted. Italy would simply cry and cry and still whip out excellent pasta every time. Even when crying. ]

HERE'S YOUR PASTA! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

Edited 2013-05-10 17:51 (UTC)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Reality TV Meme

[ location ]'s next top model | OPEN

co-ed season/au i guess???

co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

Re: co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

Re: co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

Re: co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

Re: co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

Re: co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

Re: co-ed season/au i guess??? :D

FEAR FACTOR | Open

SURVIVOR

Survivor? Survivor.

no subject

It's cool, neither have I. I remember voting but we need more people for that, probably.

probably!

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

NGL, if survivor was more like this I would have watched more of it.

i'm p sure i'm accidentally making this into the colony, which btw dean and kevin would've owned

True that.

whoops, should've guessed that was why they were here. MY B

Duck Dynasty

REAL WORLD: [ LOCATION ] | OPEN

STORAGE WARS | OPEN

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

Navarre | Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon

American Pickers

TEEN MOM

Cassandra Alexandra | Soul Calibur

TODDLERS AND TIARAS

THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR

ROB & BIG

THE VOICE

the great Michel! | Persona 2

RIVER MONSTERS

THE AMAZING RACE | OPEN

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

IRON CHEF

Toddlers and Tiaras || Open

REAL HOUSEWIVES/HUSBANDS OF [INSERT STATE/CITY HERE]

REAL HOUSEWIVES/HUSBANDS OF MUSHROOM KINGDOM

HELL'S KITCHEN

Italy | Hetalia

Come Dine With Me