Cuddle Meme

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CUDDLE MEME

what to do:
☆ post a comment with your character's name and fandom or preferences, if you have them.
★ use the magic RNG 1-12 to pick the cuddly scenario. or not.
☆ then cuddle it out!

cuddle choices:
① Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
② Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
③ Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
④ Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
⑤ Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
⑥ I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
⑦ Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
⑧ Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
⑨ Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
⑩ Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
⑪ Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
⑫ Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!

coding taken from erotiquely

Comments

my entire life has been preparation for this moment.

[bratwurstcalling]

Uhhh... I don't...

[How does he say this politely? 'Sorry dude, but you're incredibly close right now and I don't care how well we get along and how much your breath smells like mint I draw the line here' No. Not subtle enough.

Quick. What are his other options? Cop-out. There's always the cop-out. 'I have to return some videotapes' and then walk out in a very cool manner. No. Too weird.

He's got it--]

...I just farted. You should probably vacate.

[What. No. No he's not got it. W h y.]

mine too pretty much

[quiteliterally]

I don't smell anything... [he tilts his head, clearly missing the point. also clearly he doesn't know how close he is. welp. he just wants to be your special friend David. is that so wong?]

Are you trying to get me to leave, David Wong? [he actually grins, pointing to his friend's forehead now. he figured you out son.] You are, you're trying to get me to leave. You know all you need to do is ask.

[bratwurstcalling]

Not yet you don't, it's being shy right now... but the moment it warms up to you, you'll be wishing you heeded my warning.

[Well, you know, he was playing it pretty cool for a while but the moment that question leaves his new best pal's lips David's expression drops. In the 'oh shit I might have just shit' kind of way.]

...Why are you making it sound like some kind of proposition?

[quiteliterally]

I'm not calling you a liar, David. In fact, to illustrate your point and the power of suggestion I'm going to... take a few steps back. Just in case.

[But then he smiles.] Why am I making what sound like a proposition?

[bratwurstcalling]

Good call, cause I feel like the real troublemaker is still inside, just waiting to come out.

[Why.]

You just sound... I don't know... way too over-eager to please me in some way. It's weird, man.

[quiteliterally]

I'll take your word for it. [:-) he may or may not be holding his breath.]

Isn't that how friends are supposed to interact? By pleasing one another? [Because that was a normal thing to say.] All I'm trying to say is, you are quite literally the best friend I've ever had.

[bratwurstcalling]

Okay, let's change our wording up a bit here... cause I'm not sure I like the way that sounds... pleasing one another. That's bordering on extremely homo and I've already had a gay enough week as it is. I think just about everything I ate in the last three days was dick-shaped.

[quiteliterally]

There's nothing homo about fulfilling emotional needs in a mutual, adult relationship between two grown men.

[he suddenly seems to realize David's point, eyes going a little wide.] ...In retrospect, that sounded a little gay.

[bratwurstcalling]

A little gay is tripping and while trying to catch yourself accidentally letting your hand brush up against your friend's thigh. This is starting to sound full-blown homosexual.

[quiteliterally]

I assure you, it was meant in a purely platonic way. It improves liver function and overall kidney health to be open and honest about your feelings.

You're not trying to give me a toxic liver are you? Because that would be, horrible.

[bratwurstcalling]

...a toxic liver? Are you kidding or...

[He stops there. He's watched a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear it-self out of a ragged hole in his back and go slapping across the floor. Say the words 'toxic liver' and his imagination goes wild.]

I'm not trying to do anything!

[quiteliterally]

[Chris just looks relieved.] Oh, good. It feels good to be honest, doesn't it, Dave? I can call you Dave, can't I, bestest buddy.

[bratwurstcalling]

Yeah, sure.

Since we're being honest... I don't know your name.

[quiteliterally]

You're hilarious . You know that, don't you? Just hilarious.

[bratwurstcalling]

No.... not... really.

I'm being serious. I don't remember your name. I have like, one friend, so once you add in someone else I get a bit lost.