Status updates

[shyestfairy]

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

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status: in a one-sided relationship with his job, his country, and a bunch of other countries

[adregem]

...I take offense to it being one-sided. I won the election. That means it was mutual.

[ except it doesn't lol you did get nuked my dude ]

[icebearforpresident]

[The only one who might agree to that logic is a talking polar bear.]

Ice Bear is jealous of your relationship. Being president is Ice Bear's dream.

Steve Rogers | MCU | Status: pining for my best friend

[kepttheoutfit]

Said friend may or may not be believed to be dead, depending on the timeline.

Status: In love with his best friend

[letoileduchien]

[Said friend may or may not know....]

loves his friends.

[arsenemurderandjaywalking]

[ take that how you will. ]

[idol_atry]

Oh, that's a big mood right there.

In canon, there's no one. In memeverse, she's in love with a Loki, so, I mean, judge from there.

[innerbeauty]

[brandingproblem]

[Judging?? Judging real hard rn.] Sorry, are we talking Asgardian wannabe god Loki, greasy hair, likes green and gold a little too much, magic douchebag? That Loki?

not interested (???)

[domisneer]

( what ever could that mean.. )

status: fires in all of her dumpsters

[rockandrolled]

[ That's...a rude way to describe love interests. ]

All her love goes to her court and subjects

[joies]

[ Also she's an intense workaholic who keeps an emotional distance from others - ]

status: has fallen partially in love with almost every person she's ever met.

[moondusted]

[iamthenightwing]

[small sigh] You too, huh?

Pining after an upperclassman, but everyone reminds her of him.

[jollygreengiants]

Has too many potential partners to choose who to settle down with

[lakan]

[ A first-world problem if there was any. Being busy with his job is another, but not as much of a hindrance than choice paralysis ]

Interested in getting turned down by every woman he asks. Not interested in anything long term.

[unrequite]

it's been complicated for 200 years

[deathoftheauthor]

Only because you exist to complicate everything, Louis.

[numetals]

[ >:(

okay okay I know this version of Lestat is from a...less than stellar adaptation, BUT now I'm fascinated with how IWTV would have even played out within the world movie!QoTD set up. ]

lowkey pining and focused on keeping it as uncomplicated as possible.

[equipollent]

who even knows at this point.

[snipers]

[arsenemurderandjaywalking]

Extremely relatable...

in a new relationship every three months.

[caters]

Didn't ask to be involved in a love triangle, is anyway. It's less romantic than her books said.

[lastpetal]

spoilers for gwitch episode 17

[forgetta]

[divorced.]

Ah...

[arsenemurderandjaywalking]

[ divorced??? but she looks to be around his age?????

wait. not the point. judging by her features... ]

...That sounds awful. I'm sorry that you're going through it.

Has too many girlfriends to have the time or energy for an actual girlfriend.

[georgesand]

officially not allowed to date; unofficially, Horny On Main

[idol_atry]

It is what it is, at this point.

Status: Married to her job; Might have an interest in a certain someone. Maybe.

[salty_valkyrie]

A little too used to love interests dying on him.

[dustyoldcrow]

no.

[acouasm]

[wincon]

"No?"

Things are looking up!

[pettymuch]

( Went from never being able to get the ladies' interest in games, to sudden popularity in memes. He's not complaining. for once! )

I see no reason that I can't be both love interest AND antagonist tbh.

[waytodie]

[daughterofliberty]

Be the love triangle you want to see in the world, I guess?