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bakerstreet2023-06-04 12:01 am
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june texts

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!
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So I told him "I'm in a committed game of gay chicken with someone, I can't."
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(Am I supposed to know who Jason is?)
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(No, I'm not even sure his name was really Jason, if I am completely honest)
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We can leave out the actual car crash part, I hope?
(damn. poor guy)
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An actual car crash would be very inconvenient to me, specifically, so yes, we can skip that.
It can be a metaphorical car crash.
A crash of lips and tongues and teeth, if you like.
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Specifically? Never mind
Yeah, I'm up for that
Down for that
Whichever.
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Impulsive, reckless, yes. But not stupid.
Yes, specifically. What good is it for me if either one of us ends up in a hospital with busted bones?
Your indecision is adorable.
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I think that'd be equally inconvenient to both of us, though.
Oh, no, that wasn't indecision.
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Yes.
But also me, personally.
No? It sounded like it, just a little bit.
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Nope. I can see how it sounded like indecision, but it was actually options.
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I do like having those.
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Consider them a gift, then.
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I could think of better gifts.
[Hmmm....]
Somehow, that sounds much... worse? outside of my head.
It was supposed to be cute and a little sexy
I think it's because you can't hear me.
Flirting is much harder when I have to write it, you know.
Which is a very good excuse for you to stop being where you are and be here instead.
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But if you really need an excuse to invite me over, sure, it was terrible. Definitely haven't been cute and nailing it this entire time.
Where's here?
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Completely the worst, right?
You definitely need to see me to appreciate the full effect.
[And she'll be getting a pin drop of the hotel she's in at the moment.]
Room 427.
I'll be waiting...