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[buffythevampiresock]

send nudes! Some sexy snaps for their eyes only, just to break the monotony of the day and tide them over...or was this a misfired mistake? Curse you, modern tech! You know you never should have signed up for that dating app... 🍑 comment with your character prefs, info, all the goody-goody-gumdrops you need. feel free to indicate if you want to be silly, steamy, or both! maybe even grace us all with an example of what your muses' selfie game would be like. 🍆 reply to others. 💦 imagine the character you're responding to just sent your character a nude selfie. what would yours do/say/text back in response? (alternatively, your character can be the one sending a photo of themselves in all of their glory to the top-level victim lucky duck. i'm not the boss of memes.) 👅 mischief abounds. hey, even if it's a misfire, maybe a silver lining's in this stormcloud; the accidental recipient could just be into you. 🔥 nude delivery doesn't have to be via text message. break out the emails, the manila envelopes under park benches, the painstakingly rendered charcoal self-portraits sent across the country by train. 👉 link pics if u nasty.

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Spock | Strange New Worlds | ota

[usedlogic]

Niran "Bua"Pruksamanee | overwatch / ota

[healingblossom]

Amara | Borderlands | F/F

[sickguns]

[A tasteful nude or something much filthier, feel free to assume she sent one or, hell, both. No villain types or kids, please.]

[torana]

Whoa
Did you mean to send these?
A fucking warning would be nice
[ooc: I'll leave it to you if it's a misfire or not! 🙌]

[sickguns]

I thought I did?

[One double check later-]

Oh, you're not Grey. Sorry about that, please accept my apology in the form of those nudes.

[torana]

Uh
none taken.
One letter off
Are you a magical instagram hottie or something? Because damn

[sickguns]

Wait, you don't know who I am?
Or what a Siren is?
Damn, I really did send those to the wrong number.

[torana]

That's a no.
My life's lately been all about not knowing shit so don't be offended.
As for sirens I know what those are
I think
Bunch of mermaid looking bitches who tried to rock Odysseus' shit? They sing songs that men can't resist and make them crash their boats.
I think they eat them? It's been a long time since I read Greek myth
I'm guessing you don't do that?

[sickguns]

Oh, no offense taken.
I'm just surprised, Sirens are just a big deal in this part of the galaxy.
And that...
Is not the kind of Siren I'm talking about, wow.
Those Sirens sound like assholes.
The kind of Siren I am just kicks ass with special Siren powers.
And we're... Well. Most of us aren't assholes.

[torana]

This part of the *galaxy?*
Ughhhhh
Where the fuck am I now. Whatever. I'll figure it out
Guessing you've never heard of a Tanta, either. Great.
Sirens were total assholes, but women usually weren't treated so great in those myths. Makes sense they'd have an axe to grind.
So why are you famous? The powers?
Or is it cause you're hot

[sickguns]

A traveler, huh?
Good luck getting used to this, the shittiest part of the galaxy.
As for me, I'm the whole deal.
I'm the hero of the planet Partali, I've got some pretty kickass powers, and you know how hot I am more than most other people out there.

Oh, and I'm incredibly modest.

[torana]

Thanks
It'll fit in great with the rest of my shitty life.
So you're a superhero, huh? Like real hot shit? No kidding?
Doesn't sound too far off from the Tantas... but you don't sound totally crazy, so this must really be a different place.
Guess I should say thanks for the pics then?
I don't have intergalactic celebs blowing up my phone like, uh
Ever.

[sickguns]

You have to be a little bit crazy to do what I do, but I promise I'm not a complete asshole.
Not as long as you stay on my good side, anyway.
And you're very welcome. I don't usually send nudes to new acquaintances, but you seem like a decent person.
Just don't put them all over the echonet and we're square for my case of mistaken identity.
And maybe I'll toss you an autograph if we ever meet up, just to be sure we're good.

[torana]

Hell no, I would never do that!
I was gonna just delete them... Even if you're cool with it, I'm not the one you meant to send them to. And I'm a lot of things, but I'm *not* a perv.
And thanks. If you're Beyoncé famous then an autograph'll have me set around here.
Name's Frey, by the way. One letter off like I said
I'll see you around?

[sickguns]

Not many people in this part of the galaxy that would give up free spank material like that.
You're going to stick out like a sore thumb, Frey.
And I don't mean that as a bad thing.
If you do see me, and I think you can recognize me at this point, don't be a stranger.

[torana]

[She's grateful this is text, because she's a little embarrassed — her usual reaction to being outed as a decent human being.]

Ah, it's no big. I wouldn't want someone I'd never met with my nudes, so...
I'm used to sticking out. Same shit different galaxy to me. But, thanks.
I'll keep that in mind.
Good luck with the celeb life.

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

[he. down for silly or not silly. misfires are very very fun too.]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

Colette Brunel | Tales of Symphonia | OTA

[holeyjudgment]

Kaguya Sumeragi | Code Geass | OTA

[brideofzero]

niki shiina | enstars | m/m

[wholesnack]

Sae | original | f/m

[experiment01]

[If you are the lucky person to get a nude picture from Sae, this is done on purpose. Whether you were exchanging naughty words prior or building up to it, you are rewarded with this lovely image. No misfires here, sorry.]

choo sangwoo | semantic error | m/m

[sangchoo]

Haruki Suzumiya | Haruhi series (AU) | M/F

[deusexhormones]

Elda Marker | Karin (Chibi Vampire) | OTA

[matchbreaker]

Gabriel Reyes • Reaper / Overwatch / ota

[calacos]

[healingblossom]

[ Gabriel’s device was just going to ping with a new picture message which he almost certainly shouldn’t open around anyone but hey, you never know what might happen.

The picture was bold and taken from above a certain someone’s bed- showing Niran laying on his back, wearing a very sheer and see though pink dressing gown which easily showed off his naked perfectly slender body under- even his pretty, beautiful hard, somewhat impressive cock was on display as it rested again his smooth stomach. Even his long, white hair was free and falling down against his chest as he smirked up into the camera, both hand resting above his head as if he was pretending he was held there.

There wasn’t a chance in hell he’d sent this to that wrong person]

Amber | Genshin Impact | OTA

[pyrobun]

futaba sakura : persona 5 : f/m

[hebsed]

( established cr only please or misfires )

kaito nagano / original

[nagano]

(( misfires are fine. m/f and established cr preferred otherwise ))

yukari takeba 💘 persona 4AU.

[snipers]

( established cr or misfires pls! if dude misfire, prepare for roasting. if lady misfire, prepare for uselessness. )

Essek Thelyss | Critical Role | OTA

[zauberdecke]

[ it may be misfire city because it is always a mistake when you send nudes to the Shadowhand. m/m for potential shipping ]

Troy Dantes | OC

[lakan]

[ Summary. Misfires okay. ]

lil katzen | oc catgirl | f/m

[lilkatzen]

[NSFW! Choose your pic!]

y’shtola rhul — ffxiv.

[shtola]

( misfires are hilarious so by all means. as far as her misfiring, it’s not as likely but i wouldn’t rule it out for the funny. (but also like who would that even be originally meant for..) just don’t expect anything actually nude? it’ll be suggestive at best. maybe in a shirt that definitely does not look like she would’ve bought for herself and instead taken from someone else.

crosscanon is ♡ )