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[buckynats]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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[shadowmistress]

Shadow Mistress Yuko Yoshida (15) Powerful demon lord seeks vassals! Submit yourself to my dark will for the mutual betterment of the dark and light clans! Together we shall become more powerful than any foolish conflict!

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[slightlypopular]

Tomoko Kuroki (21) Shy bi and ready to cry ;) lit major at aoyama gakuin. i like gaming, drinking, shooting the shit about anime, and big tits.

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Matthew Clairmont [All Souls Trilogy]

[filsdysabeau]

Matthew Clairmont (Old) Accomplished in the field of genetics, Matthew Clairmont is painfully shy of cameras. He's older than he looks but enjoys chasing running, horseback riding, and dancing.

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[safine]

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And who set this up for him?

[lilkatzen]

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Genetics?

[catleaping]

Rebecca Bluegarden (20) Popular B-cube streamer, gamer, adventurer for the Shooting Star Guild and crewmate on the Eden Zero. Let's get along, I'll show you a good time!

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[new_wave]

Wow! I've seen you on my gaming stream app. It's such a surprise to see you on this one!

Helix | G.I. Joe

[covert_ops]

Helix (classified) [REDACTED]

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[lovesque]

Ann Takamaki (17) Second year at Shujin Academy and part-time model. I like desserts, shopping, video games, and fashion. Did you know that the most expensive cake in the world was 6 feet long and weighed over 1000 pounds? It was Triple Belgium Chocolate with Chocolate Ganache and cost 75 million dollars. Honestly though, that's WAY too much for cake. The ones at the Wilton Hotel buffet were sooo much better!

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[masquerevolte]

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This isn't a ploy for free snacks is it?

alain dupont | original | m/f

[2ndpersonsingular]

[ info + permissions, also warnings. anachronistic tinder, please. ]

ALAIN DUPONT (35) Don't believe everything they say about politicians.

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CS-RU-02 | MECHA-CHIMERA OC | FANDOMLESS | OTA

[ruruisms]

CS-RU-02 Old enough ;} That freak of nature important people go to when they need something important done ... or when they need someone important gone. Also a lover of all things poetic, flowers and books. Politicians hate me, nerdy girls love me. ( Seriously, you wouldn't believe the tech that's running inside me. )

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sappho | fragments of sappho / original | ota

[maytheyfollow]

SAPPHO (31) I'm looking for something to do on these sleepless nights.

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[safine]

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Aren't we all? What's keeping you up?

Jade "the Prophetess" | Enderal: Forgotten Stories | OTA.

[dreamflowers]

[Info & Permissions for this walking bisexual disaster.]

Jade (32) Hi. I'm garbage. Peaceweed's one heck of a drogae.

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Mirko | My Hero Academia | OTA

[lunarous]

Mirko (27) Bunny girl. You wanna fight? Maybe lick each others wounds afterwards? Bi as hell.

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[nagano]

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[ Shoots a text. ]

You had me at fight.

Elias Ainsworth // The Ancient Magus Bride // OTA18+

[gentlemanmonster]

Elias Ainsworth (?) I'm a mage. I read and garden a lot. I like good food, and don't like crowds or children.

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[Likely doesn't quite understand what this app is for.]

takashi saiki | oc | m/f

[halfdemonbaker]

Takashi Saiki (30) Owner of Baked Bits Bakery & Cafe. Loves to cook for himself and others and spend time outdoors. Spends his offtime being active, whether hiking or working on his motorcycle or hitting the gym. Can play the violin. Also gets hired to hunt and dispatch supernatural creatures in his off time.

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[lilkatzen]

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You're very handsome.

Kylo Ren/Brianna Solo (r!63) • Star Wars • ota

[umbraeternam]

Brianna (32) Not looking to settle, just looking for company. Or a good sparring partner. Pilot, galactic traveler, former military.

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Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

Claire (??) Looking for a summer (or longer than summer) adventure partner. Let's explore the world... and each other. ;)

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[filsdysabeau]

question marks, how curious! if you were to explore the world, where would you start, claire?

[theheartofahero]

Izuku Midoriya "Deku" (16) precious cinnamon roll! would rather talk things out instead of resorting to violence but will kick your ass if you hurt anyone he cares about... which is everyone. please take him on a date! he needs a life beyond being a hero nerd! but hurt him and we hurt you! thanks - from his friends!

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Gaara | Naruto/Boruto | m/m

[ofwindandsand]

Gaara (32) Kazekage, single father, lover of cacti, and an insomniac. Looking for a partner who doesn't mind the long hours I keep, or me occasionally rambling about my plants. I apologize for my siblings and son in advance.

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