boughtstockinsocks ([personal profile] boughtstockinsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-01 02:29 pm

RNG



the random scenario meme



comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
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heathcliff | limbus company

[personal profile] furious 2023-06-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
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angst/1-ish

[personal profile] untranslatable 2023-06-02 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ The thing is that Yi Sang isn't particularly qualified to be doing a post-corridor-trauma psychological evaluation, but when Faust delivers a request while Vergilius is in the background giving you a look, the correct answer is to nod and accept your fate. Such is how they find themselves in Yi Sang's "room", which is so clinically white that Heathcliff couldn't be blamed for thinking that Yi Sang is purposely manifesting an almost comically stereotypical take on some kind of psychiatric holding facility, but no — this is just how it always is.

A number of small mirrors line one of the walls, and they sit across from each other at a table in the center of the room facing each other. If Heathcliff looks around for long enough, he might notice that there are prisms of near-translucent color cast across the floor, almost like a faint stained-glass effect. Yi Sang flips through a few papers before unceremoniously cutting to the chase, expression and tone giving away nothing about whether he has any particular feelings about having to do this. ]


... Do you feel that you’ve been affected by recent feelings of edginess, anxiety, or nerves?

[ After asking the question, Yi Sang looks up, but keeps his gaze somewhere below direct eye contact, as if he's staring at something directly behind Heathcliff. ]
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!!!

[personal profile] furious 2023-06-03 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
( Running down The Corridor? Not the brightest idea Heath's had in his time.

Now he's got some kind of appointment with Yi Sang, sitting in his room — which looks like a damn looney bin, mind you — and clenching and unclenching his fingers as if to make sure they really do still work after the "zweihander" (which is really just a damn sword) almost cut clean through his hands. Still preferable to a riddle session with their pretentious Miss Cleveress, but not exactly the position he wants to be in either. Particularly not with questions like these coming at him.

He raises a brow, almost incredulous that he's being asked this right now. )


Yeah, I do. You're telling me you sleep in this padded white cell, mate?

( You telling him your natural habitat is the crazyhouse? Is that what this is? But then, when Heath notices Yi Sang's gaze falling just short of meeting his eyes, he grips the back of his chair with his hand as he twists to take his own look behind him. Acting like there's something there or somesuch, and he's already high strung here, grumbling under his breath as he turns back to face Yi Sang again with his arms folded over his chest. )
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o/!

[personal profile] untranslatable 2023-06-03 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Does it seem like I sleep well to you?

[ Look at these designer eyebags... Yi Sang's tone is perfectly placid as always, but the way that he pauses afterwards suggests he thinks his reply was humorous and stopped to appreciate his own attempt at being funny before he sets his pen to paper and begins recording Heathcliff's answer. ]

... Putting that aside... could you provide an example of feeling on edge, anxious, or nervous, and how you reacted to it?

[ After reading off the questions, Yi Sang looks back up, gaze naturally drifting to the same place just behind Heathcliff's head — but then he makes a concerted effort to make eye contact instead, having sensed that his tendency to avoid looking directly at others was only making things more tense. Whether it's better or worse is up to Heathcliff's discretion, though, since his gaze is already dull as it is — but the contrast between the whiteness of the room and his eyes makes it almost seem as if his eyes are absorbing the light around him. ]

Did you feel in control of yourself? And do you find yourself involuntarily remembering the incident at times?

[ ... okay, he might be rushing through these questions a little, but to be fair? At least it's to both of their benefits. ]
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[personal profile] furious 2023-06-04 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
( First of all, Heathcliff looks kind of ticked at being corrected. But then again, another look, and Yi Sang's kinda right. Poor guy doesn't look like he gets a wink at night, so maybe he'll let that slide for now. Instead, he'll mind the questions.

Technically, the questions are for him. The way they're asked though, like some kind of checklist – and where he even got that checklist from is something to ask another time – but for now? For Heathcliff? Yi Sang's questions only give rise to more of his own. If it's an attempt to pacify any lingering anxiety, it's very well accomplishing the opposite. The way he lists off those side-effects, after all, comes off like they're talking ones that come from the Corridor specifically — and now why would he be not in control of himself!? Hold on just a minute here— )


Oi, just what the hell is this place? What the hell was it tryin' to do to me back there?

( You know – not necessarily this room, but the Corridor it's in. Hell, the damn thing almost opened up its maw and swallowed him whole where he remembers up to; forget all this "assessing his psychological state" rubbish, shouldn't they be telling them if there's some kind of man-eating body-controlling thing in these halls? )

You've been with the company longer than I have, yeah? So they must've told you something.
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[personal profile] untranslatable 2023-06-05 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a sluggish pause as Yi Sang seems to seriously contemplate Heathcliff's questions, apparently unbothered at how off-the-rails this evaluation has gone. He never particularly expected it to be on the rails in the first place, so it doesn't concern him much. Rather, there's a completely different dilemma that surfaces, one that he finds pressing enough to be concise in addressing the problem he has in mind: ]

... Do you trust me?

[ He sets his pen down, loosely folding his hands over the table before he elaborates. ]

If you trust that I wouldn't deceive you, then the following answer should suffice to reassure you... "There is nothing for you to worry about". But if you don't, then I imagine a theoretical me who could peer into your mind would find that you are currently thinking to yourself something along the lines of... "That's damn suspicious." [ said without attempting a bri'ish accent, thankfully for them both. ] I would prefer to speak only words that will neither deceive nor unsettle you... but it is an unideal endeavor destined to crumble in on itself without knowing how much goodwill I may exchange at the moment.

[ The problem with wanting answers from Yi Sang isn't that he's unwilling to give them if asked. Rather, it's that he will somehow find a way to making giving them a whole journey in and of itself... ]

So, then... will you trust me to tell you the truth?
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[personal profile] furious 2023-06-06 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
( It's a good impression. Gotta give credit where credit's due — accent aside, that's about exactly what he'd been thinking. Doesn't mean he likes it, but Yi Sang is probably on the right track here if he can see that much.

Now, as for the rest of it... Heathcliff's out here scrunching up his face like it's leaving a bad taste in his mouth. Trust, eh? That's a pretty loaded question to ask; certainly not one that he'd be volunteering an answer for if it was up to him. Good will though, is perhaps a little bit easier. After all, if it's a question of if he thinks Yi Sang would go out of his way to lie to him, or fuck with him on purpose...

... Kind of hard to think that way about a man who bonded with a poisoned spud, if he's honest.

So it might not be the perfectly ideal answer, but it's an honest one: )


You want me to trust you, you've gotta give me more than that. I didn't damn-near die just to be told there's "nothing for me to worry about."

( So far as he's concerned, it's an offer. Give him a good answer, and maybe he'll earn some trust and good will. Hell, Heathcliff'd rather be unsettled three times over than have to hear another "Don't worry about it." It's that shit that got him into this damn situation in the first place. If Yi Sang's got more to say though, then yeah, he wants to hear it. )
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[personal profile] untranslatable 2023-06-06 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That seems a fair and reasonable stance to take, by Yi Sang's judgment — he nods to acknowledge that he understands before staring off to the side again, falling silent as he thinks about how much he's allowed to say and how he should form the words. While contemplating, he flips the papers he'd been given for recording the valuation over and idly draws out what looks like a directed graph of circles and arrows, which gives away very little about what he's thinking about except that everything seems to want to loop together into one circle in the end.

When he's done, he places the pen down and looks back up. There's a different weight to his gaze this time, closer to but not quite the same as how he looks while fighting, shedding away some of the sense of persistent fatigue about him to reveal an aura of almost clinical confidence — something that's been built up through experience, not a natural inclination. ]


As for your second question, there are two issues. The first is pattern recognition, and the second is multiplicity. Simply put... the human brain is adept at noticing patterns, which in turn forms our sense of what is natural and normal... but it is poor at understanding large quantities. So when you entered the corridor, your mind was simultaneously overwhelmed by the fact that it could not piece together any sensible pattern of how the corridor works as well as the sheer infinitude of doors. If I could hazard a modest guess... a few moments after you entered the depths, you could not stop an instinct to panic, and in the haze of your panic, you temporarily forgot that you know how to return to the entrance.

[ There's a subtle plant of information here, in case of future emergency: If you enter the corridor again, keep in mind that you do know how to return to the entrance. He isn't supposed to disclose any details on how exactly the corridor works, but he thinks this probably shouldn't count.

... Yi Sang pauses to wonder briefly if this is why he'd been asked to do this "evaluation" in the first place: he's still sentimental enough to try to do these things for others, in the hopes that they might be of some help. Then he puts it aside, because it isn't that important either way, and continues on. ]


In other words... the corridor wasn't doing anything to you. Rather, your mind was not sufficiently prepared to understand the nature of the corridor. That is, of course, through no innate fault of your own... it would be as senseless as blaming somebody who has never seen a weapon before if they accidentally harmed themselves with it while picking it up. Do you follow me so far?

[ He's trying his best to be reasonably comprehensible, although really, Yi Sang couldn't say how well he's succeeding at it. ]
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tell me why i'm crying

[personal profile] furious 2023-06-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
( ...
...
...

Alright, come on now. Be serious. Be so for real right now, that can't actually be it, cant it? At the very least, make something up to spare Heathcliff his pride. No, no, he revokes his previous statement; this is quite literally the worst possible answer Yi Sang could've given him. Give him a moment to process that those words really do mean what he thinks they do, and no... No... )


Oi, the hell do you mean by that? You trying to say I did this to myself!?

( That is NOT the answer. Yi Sang's making some kind of mistake. He's sure of it. But you know what? Even the smartest bloke can't know everything. Misunderstanding, that's all it is. Happens to the best of them. Surely, Heathcliff can talk some sense into this man. )

It's not like the hallway is harmless! Wouldn't make any sense to keep it a big damn secret if it wasn't.

( Rather than having to rescue him from whatever the hell that was, Faust could've just explained it from the start and avoided the whole cock up. )
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(yi sang with no potato noises)

[personal profile] untranslatable 2023-06-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, hmm, well— My answer must have been unideal...

[ Strictly speaking, Heathcliff's right about the hallway not being harmless, but also, Yi Sang feels like this isn't the time to point out that he did kind of ask for it by running off to places he was told not to go to. Nor does he want to be a Faust apologist and say something like, "Ms. Faust has her reasons" when he can't elaborate any further than that...

Or to put it simply: he's stuck between a rock and a hard place, very unideal. ]


Ah... allow me to make a metaphor. An omnibus like Mephistopheles is primarily meant for transportation, but if somebody who doesn't know how to operate it were to sit at the steering wheel, then it could easily turn into a weapon instead. [ ... Well, it is basically a weapon as-is, but...... ] If, for example, Don Quixote were to cease the driver's seat and recklessly crash into a building, then Mr. Vergilius would not only blame Don Quixote, but all the rest of us for failing to stop her in time...

[ He tries. He really tries...

...
... ]


Would you like to continue with the evaluation now?