Tied up in knots

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why should i marry you? 💍 meme

Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?

Comments

Unrestricted access to her library. FREE BOOKS. & she'll invent nifty tools to make your life easy.

[lastpetal]

[ ...maybe not unrestricted. If she's reading her book, you can't have it. ]

Do you need a ranger build for your party? Of course you do.

[originalelfdonotsteal]

[ And, really, who doesn't want an elf girlfriend? ]

Gets tied up for a living, so she's already open to a lot of what you could throw her way.

[candlelights]

...he's...dead?

[awfulgoodness]

extremely protective (if he actually likes you), loyal, gives good back scratches

[huffnpuffs]

[ ... probably. Not that he's ever actually given anyone a back scratch (without rending flesh from bone), but when you can grow your own claws it's probably a safe bet? ]

Leads a simple life, outdoor survivalist, self-sufficient, family man (read: breeding), may be nice

[wolfbrothers]

[ Once you get past all that gripe and grime. ]

[starkmaiden]

All admirable traits.

she's a knight. also she desperately wants to abandon her cursed surname once and for all.

[disagree]

[ ahem. ]

[kikuichi]

[Just smiles.]

Why, it would be a great honour.

Got elected to be a king and is pals with gods, so he must be cool? And loaded.

[lakan]

[ Don't call him Sugar Daddy though, he'll blush. ]

Rich. Immortal. Poetic. And the whole impaling thing was overstated, really.

[untolds]

[talentedscavenger]

[Rich? Okay, sure. Immortal? Maybe. But, poetic?]

Poetic? In terms of the literally word, or actions?

makes a MEAN bowl of ramen.

[nagano]

[darkwaltz]

Oh, you do? I'm curious enough to try your ramen.

queen of the spring court and VERY loving + adventurous

[joies]

[ The only issue is her outliving you but it's fine - ]

... Gets along well with fae? Pretty good at puzzles too. Also writing a book about her adventures

[notimefordreams]

i'll beat up anyone who's mean to you. also poetry.

[oldbetsy]

intelligent conversation, free medical care, and scathing sarcasm on tap

[taediosum]

[ just don't ask him any personal questions and it'll be great ]

can build a motorcycle from the ground up. great at surviving too?

[ridingvalkyrie]

[Ask her about her experience in beating the odds and throwing knives.]

i'll make you smile every day!

[joyfuljulie]

Cute (?), eager to please, not afraid of spiders, super strong, intelligent

[cinephiles]

[ Drawback: is actually part spider. In a way. ]

smarter than she lets on so she could Very Much help with anything. also can show you neat tricks

[glasspiece]

( the tricks are not neat and she's just unhinged. also we are perceivable today. )

[bladedemon]

Your tricks are going to give me a heart attack.

Because I'm rich and powerful.

[largeshadow]

[havenomercy]

So am I. What else have you got?

Weilder of a awesome space sword, intelligent, kind, and won't abandon you.

[talentedscavenger]

[Plus, she can fly a ship. That's a plus, right?]

He has a vast collection of ancient and obscure magical texts and enchanted objects?

[redprayer]

[Bitches love collections of ancient, obscure magical texts and enchanted objects, right?]

He needs the shared funds.

[beautyandvice]

Super fluffy, can keep you safe from anything in this planet, money will never be a problem

[ruruisms]

If you want a divorce, just kill him. He'll come right back and the terms are met.

[be_notorious]

[He's also a fixit husband. Never need a handyman.]