I'm that bad type, make your mama sad type

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i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

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Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

[flatcola]

Tall. Dark. Mysterious. Prone to dangerous obsessions.

Boobs.

[ Satsuki Uruma sure had, uh, some... some titty. ]

Paul Atreides | Dune

[desertpowered]

I like people who I can work easily with. Where there's a sense of sync, and where neither of us holds the other back.

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

Good guy hero types and sweet nerdy types.

Tyrion Lannister | GoT / ASOIAF | M/F for shipping, OTA conversation

[largeshadow]

I suppose it could be said I've a weakness for whores.

[ He's not likely to admit it, if he's even consciously aware of it, but Tyrion is weak for a woman with a sob story, or who simply likes him and enjoys his company, even if she's pretending. ]

[apothecatry]

[ She just crosses her arms and nods. ]

You wouldn't be the first.

[ Conversation and entertainment are among a courtesan's most important skills after all, and the ones who are the best at it could increase their demand significantly. Some men found it difficult to move on after being showered with that kind of attention. ]

[talentedscavenger]

[Rey doesn’t comment on it outright. People have their weaknesses or comforts.]

Everyone has their preferences.

[A shrug of her shoulders, hopefully it’s not an expensive habit of his.]

midnight | arknights

[unrequite]

I like everyone. But if I must narrow things down... Recently, I've been allowing myself the pleasure of getting know those who think just a bit too much. I like it when they laugh. Lovely.

Stelle | Honkai: Star Rail

[survivinghope]

Strong, reliable, with a good heart... tolerant... someone I feel safe enough to relax around.

[Does that cover just about everyone she knows? Sure does. Vague honesty serves her fine.]

Loki / MCU / OTA

[coldsong]

[Sigh.] Tolerant, I suppose.

...to a point, anyway. I used to have a lot of fun annoying people until they gave in and pinned me to a wall. Worked well with foreign diplomats.

[desertpowered]

Diplomacy does tend to get a bit...pointed, shall we say.

But I can comfortably say you're my type. Maybe it's the eyes, or the razor-sharp wit. And you can't go wrong with someone who knows how to handle a knife.

[coldsong]

Oh, I wasn't seeing them in a diplomatic capacity by the time they snapped. [He smirks to himself, a little nostalgic.]

Hmm. You have highly questionable taste, but I'll take it.

[desertpowered]

Isn't that the best kind of diplomatic interaction? I never had to where I come from, but I'll do whatever - and whoever - I have to do. [Paul smirks back, then purrs a little.]

And I'll take that in kind. Anyone who chooses me...well, I have my own history.

[coldsong]

Careful with that. When one's own sex appeal becomes but a useful tool in one's arsenal...well, it can lead to some unfortunate self-depersonalization. [Then again, look who he's talking to. If anyone's come through self-depersonalization and out again...]

It's because you're such a mess that I like you. Is that weird?

[desertpowered]

I keep as many tools in my arsenal as I can use. You never know when a skill might be helpful in the future. [Paul's been through at least three different personas, to the point where he's still trying to pick out who he really is now that he has the time and space he needs.] Even in a place like this.

No, it isn't weird, I think. Is it strange that I'm attracted to you for the same reasons?

[coldsong]

Naturally, but don't forget you're more than a collection of abilities. That's all I mean. You know what you are, what you were expected to be. Don't let yourself be pigeonholed now that you don't have to be. You're free.

[He chuckles softly and shrugs.] If so, apparently we're weird together. Can't argue with that.

[desertpowered]

I'm free, yes. It feels wonderful to have the chance to decide who and what I want to be now, even at the cost of some of my powers. And the ability to see into the future wasn't everything it was cracked up to be. I'm Paul Atreides, and Muad'Dib, and the Preacher. Lucky you, having three people in one.

[Paul chuckles.] I do like weird. The children are still fond of me, though I'm too old to really be a playmate.

[gulfcoastkelpie]

Tolerance is a good thing.

[She gives him a small smile.]

Though I wouldn't mind if ya pinned me down. Its a rare thing for me.

[coldsong]

[He chuckles softly.] Tolerance is essential when one is sleeping with a trickster god. Some people I've been with have it because they're just as much of a disaster as I am; others are just exceptionally compassionate. At least until they get sick of me.

[He curls a lock of her hair around his fingers and gives it a gentle, playful tug.] Could happen. Usually if I'm doing the pinning I prefer for it to be planned ahead of time.

[gulfcoastkelpie]

My own strength makes things like that harder to do. I'm not an easy girl ta hold down.

[She gives him a smile as he tugs at her hair.]

I'm sure we can plan something.

[coldsong]

Oh? Well, perhaps we should arm-wrestle. See how we match up.

[He's teasing, but he is also a little curious.]

[talentedscavenger]

[There’s a raised eyebrow at the sigh, but she doesn’t comment on it for now. ]

So, someone tolerant and not a push over? Confident and able to hold their own? That sounds reasonable…

[Never mind the fact she’s been on the receiving end of being annoyed by someone—

And really, fighting is another form of flirting. ]

But, only the wall and not a table? Or is it generally the wall a diplomat has pinned you to?

[coldsong]

[The sigh came from a place of self-deprecation. Loki is excellent at projecting pride and arrogance, but it's a double-edged sword, and usually one of the edges is embedded in his own gut.]

Indeed. Compassion is a wonderful thing, but I have a way of running roughshod over people who don't put me in my place occasionally.

[He grins at the question.] Walls, tables, chairs, the railings of small watercraft...it usually depends on how tall they are, and whether they're actually stronger than me or just equally willful.

[talentedscavenger]

['Occasionally' earns him a slight tilt of her head. Playful, a bit curious, but doesn't say anything to the contrary.]

I can see that--I've known one or two people who are similar in nature. Who need someone to hold them accountable...or at least hold them to something.

[Hold...pinned. One in the same, truly.

And now curiosity turns into surprise. Watercraft too? And heights...yes, that...that would pose a challenge. He was already taller than her, so the logistics of that are messing with her mind a little bit.]

Yes, well...height would play a part in those things. [Murmured as she tries her best to suppress a blush.]

[coldsong]

It's a tricky balance...because I'm what I am, and a knee-jerk contrarian besides. I need just enough structure to rebel against or I'm lost, and someone who's willing to nudge me in the right direction to rebel in.

[He's amused by the blush, the flicker of surprise. That's one way to encourage him to be excessively candid.] Indeed. Shorter people want me to bend over or kneel, rather than just shoving me into the wall.

persephone ( a touch of darkness + greek mythos )

[brownthumb]

If I said my type, my mother would smite everyone who matched.


But there's this guy..Tall, dark, mysterious..Taught me how to play poker..

Bandou Saburouta | K

[pettymuch]

Apparently, anyone who teases me.

Vash | trigun stampede

[droughty]

A good person.

maia | loveit?

[meat_cute]

Hmm— The devoted type, I suppose? Although they can be a little frustrating sometimes... Maybe the kind who are a little naïve as well. I guess I'm partial to good boys.

[ warnings ]

Mitsuri Kanroji | Demon Slayer | OTA

[love_hashira]

...Strong? Hm, and protective? If they can throw me around that's a bonus!

[ourlittlenordicangel]

H... how far do you want to be thrown. [ He doesn't even know what 'a type' means but he wants to halp throw the pink lady. ]

LOOL

[love_hashira]

As far as you can throw me!

And don't worry, I won't die... probably?

He's so happy he understood a word :(

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Okej. I loff it. [ He just hoists her up like a bag of flour. Easy, ja? Weights less than a canon ball! ]

D... do you want to go in the water or on the floor?

yukari takeba 💘 persona 3/4AU.

[snipers]

Kind. Understanding. ...Patient.

[ bc gurl got Hangups.

she won't say it, because she doesn't want to seem shallow, but "hot af" is a big bonus, too. ]

[nagano]

Those sound like they should come standard with a partner...

Well, maybe not so much on patient. A lot of people aren't very patient.

Tianlang-jun | Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

[fudadshi]

I love humans!
It's appealing when they are strong and stoic.

choo sangwoo | semantic error | m/m

[sangchoo]

Assertive.

[ ah. ]

But patient. Someone who knows what they want [ him, preferably ], and won't let anyone [ ...also him ] get in their way.

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

Someone that intrigues me in at least some way... Or easy to tease and submissive to, say, an assertive woman.