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memelikeyoumeanit) wrote in
bakerstreet2013-05-07 10:12 pm
THE GORDON RAMSAY | SPEAK YOUR MIND MEME.

This is the meme for telling people off - ideally in a Gordon Ramsay style way. Got something to say to a puppet or want to scream about someone's cooking failure? This is the meme for you.
True to form the meme poster edits after posting it to the community. It's not ready you Donkey.
RULES: [BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM YOU DONKEY.]
1. ROLL FOR ROLE. Because that's how this meme works.
2.ROLL FOR SCENARIO YOU IDIOT. Roll for a scenario. Is there a cooking scenario of course there's a cooking scenario this is a Gordon Ramsay meme it's got a theme you moron.
3. ????
4. Profit and become a better person through yelling and screaming.
ROLL FOR ROLE
1. GORDON RAMSAY. You know best, fuck everybody else you are the better person.
3. DONKEY. You failed at something. Most likely it was cooking. Why can't you prepare braised lamb with a spinach quiche. Moron.
THIS MEME HAS SO MANY SCENARIOS SQUARE ENIX WANTS TO MAKE IT A FRANCHISE.
(No, it really doesn't.)
1. HOW COULD YOU BE SO BLOODY STUPID You've screwed up in some capacity and now your boss/superior/lover/Gordon Ramsay figure is going to call you on it.
2. WHERE IS YOUR PASSION YOU DONKEY Everyone can be educated, and someone is going to make an effort to help you. Except they're taking a WAY harsher tone then they might. Are they trying to inspire you? Or are they assholes just trying to get
3. THIS METAPHOR IS SO OVERUSED GOODWILL WON'T TAKE IT AS A DONATION You have a second chance but you're blowing it! because someone is keep an eye on you? Because you're overwhelmed? Are you in the middle of a fight, preparing a business, standing in court, what are you doing that you're failing about and will they reprimand you in public?
4. I. AM. GENUINELY IMPRESSED. You did it. And now your "motivational" speaker can take a hike and accept that you've succeeded. Or perhaps you haven't succeeded and things are going to just continue to get worse in any capacity.
5. THIS IS A [BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP] COOKING THEMED MEME You are cooking! ...And someone is going to call you on your terrible cooking or excellent cooking as loudly as possible.
