Why aren't we dating? And, no, "because we've never met before in our lives" is not a valid answer.

[processions]

why aren't we together? aka "why aren't we dating, though?" Character. Info. Badabing, badaboom. Others reply with the insurmountable stumbling block that keeps you apart.

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princess serenity | sailor moon | ota for gen, f/m otherwise

[transmigrate]

winter schnee | rwby

[frostie]

( Obviously because she's in the top-right quadrant of the hot/crazy delightfully difficult matrix. )

argalia | library of ruina

[step]

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

[sleepfan]

You're too nice.

germaine dupont | original | ota

[1stpersonsingular]

[ info & permissions. f/f for genuine shipping, ota for banter and conversation. ]

Kabal | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[hooked_on_kaballin]

[Any timeline/version]

Alex Manes | Roswell New Mexico | m/m for shipping

[samestar]

Tyrion Lannster | ASOIAF/GoT | OTA

[largeshadow]

{ voice-testing. please have all the fun with him that this prompt deserves. XD }

[ilk]

That's quite the question.

[ Really, truly an excellent question. ]

The promptest answer, your Highness, is that I'm married.

bigby wolf | fables/the wolf among us | ota

[huffnpuffs]

[ninanna]

You're just afraid you'd have too much fun!

Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[talentedscavenger]

[Open to cross-cabin/AUs. ]

Vash | trigun stampede

[droughty]

alina starkov . shadow & bone . ota

[solsankta]

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

[acaseofyou]

I'm not exactly skilled at being monogamous. Seems like it's a skill you'd probably prefer.

sylvain | fe3h

[flippancy]

( m/m or canonmates preferred for actual shipping. )

[sleepfan]

I prefer dalliances that aren't messy.

Miorine Rembran | MS Gundam: The Witch From Mercury | ota

[tomatoprincess]

kurama ● yyh

[kitfromarose]

belle 🥀 beauty and the beast ( f/m )

[lastpetal]

Ereshkigal || Fate/Grand Order || OTA

[queenofkur]

milly thompson | trigun ('98 or maximum) | ota

[stungunmilly]

abraham van helsing ( original / dracula )

[sorbus]

[ besides the fact that he's a still-grieving widower who mostly never has a clue when someone's interested in him? ]

[keepgodwaiting]

We'd bring work home all the time.

dan heng / honkai star rail

[rasps]

y’shtola rhul — ffxiv.

[shtola]

( maybe the fact that she’s married to her work. kinda prickly and has turned down several people in her canon alone. not the most approachable of the scions either, )

Stolas ☆ Helluva Boss ☆ ota

[noctuagoetia]

yukari takeba 💘 persona 3/4AU.

[snipers]

[ "because your standards are too high" is something she's heard A Lot. ]

[masquerevolte]

Probably because senpai has other things in mind~, or that's what I've assumed.