Call me by your name

[foundparadise]

NAME YOUR CRUSH meme

let's play a simple little word game. you like those, don't you?

• the fun begins with your character pointing out their crush, canon or meme, by name in the subject line.
• of course, you could link an adorable picture of them in your comment's body so that everyone can bask in how perfect they are. maybe onlookers will fall for them, too.
• not that you want any competition...do you?

Comments

Momo Chiyoda

[shadowmistress]

W-well I did want to crush her, but I made her my vassal instead...

Jamil Viper

[scaldingsands]

[Jamil is just so handsome, and nice, and amazing! He’s a great cook! And not at all the sort of guy to betray Kalim twice, right? Right? Dorm Uniform, Silk Adorned]

Ỹ̴̙o̵̔͜ü̵̳

[your_boyfriend]

What a silly question~.

GILGAMESH

[ninanna]

No! I hate him! And you should too!

[waifu_master]

You could worse as far as looks, but as far as personality... there are worse options, but there are far better options too.

[ninanna]

No, he's horrid. Especially to gods, and especially to me.

[waifu_master]

I'm not surprised that someone with his ego teases a goddess. He was a bit helpful in my own Grail War so I don't utterly hate him. If I hate anybody, it's Elizabeth Bathory and Archimedes.

[ninanna]

It's not teasing! He's insulting, and I bet he'd celebrate my death just as my ex-husband did!

[waifu_master]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's no way to treat a lady in general, let alone a goddess. Though admittedly, Gilgamesh does insult just about everyone.

[Hakuno puts a reassuring hand on her shoulder.]

Maybe I could pamper you sometime?

[ninanna]

[What a quick (and suspicious) swerve.]

Am I really supposed to trust an offer from a Friend of Gilgamesh?

[waifu_master]

[Listen, she's just incredibly thirsty.]

I wouldn't say we're... friends exactly. Just that he didn't want to see one of the last hopes for humanity destroyed, either. So he gave me his support before disappearing like he always does.

The people I care about are Nero and Tamamo, you've interacted with them before, right?

[ninanna]

...Who?

[Even if she may have (or most certainly has) interacted with them... she either views them as little consequence, not worth remembering, or she's purposefully being evasive.]

[waifu_master]

Nero is a saber that is very theatrical, and I think she lives a life you'd be very approving of.

Tamamo is a Caster with fox-like ears and a tail.

Both of them are my wives.

Oh, if you don't remember them, perhaps Draco would be memorable given that was more recently?

[snipers]

Oh, honey.

[ninanna]

Don't judge me!!! I literally can't escape it!

[Her legend has solidified her yearning for him in a way she can't break free from. Even if she knows he hates her. Even if she also hates him.

Even if... he never really looked at her, never really saw her, in the way he looks at Enkidu.]

[snipers]

[ "harold ishtar, they're lesbians...!" ]

I'm sorry, [ judging is what she does— uh, i mean... ] you just... deserve better.

[ninanna]

If I could get away from him I would.

[But it seems like she's always drawn to him. Like a moth to a flame, but this moth know it means her humiliation or destruction. She just can't stop. Maybe it's the allure of being denied? As spoiled as Ishtar was in her past life there weren't many who said no. Though... all who did say yes ended up hurting her in some way. Perhaps picking Dumuzid on her brother's recommendation rather than following her heart to be with the farmer was the start of it all.]

Finn

[skywalkerlegacy]

He's the bravest, kindest man I've ever met.