All my homies hate memes.

[7pg]

ON BLAST meme That's it! You've had enough. Does nobody else see it but you? That guy (you know the one), they're a total menace and YOU. ARE. TIRED. So tired of their bullshit. Some may consider it a grudge (it's totally not, though, because you're justified in your ire). Butthurt. Nursing a hateboner, even! Don't fuss over the details. You couldn't care less. This asshole won't fly under the radar for too much longer, though. You're about to call them out where EVERYBODY can see. - Yeah. Okay. So, it's another meme that requires a starter. What of it? - All you have to do is let your character rant a little about a castmate, meme CR, celebrity, public figure, company, faction, divine entity, concepts, that neighborhood cat who always shits in their houseshoes, whoever. Put their name in the subject line, the rest in the body of your comment. Remember to bring receipts. - Remember, threads should all be in good faith. IC call-outs only! - Good. Perfect After you've exposed the jackwagon you are unfortunate enough to have in your life, the entire multiverse will realize what a problematic shirtlord they are.

Comments

wally darling | welcome home

[asabvsblw]

Howdy should let me have more apples.

Gerard Keay | The Magnus Archives

[monstermanual]

Fucking Jurgen Leitner - irresponsible pompous piece of shit who ruins lives thanks to his own goddamn hubris who I can only hope died from it too.

[corridors]

Oh, everyone agrees with with you. It brought some of us all together for a cause and you can imagine that is rare. And now he is wandering freely in the world, hated by everyone. The people sort. All because he thought to put his name on a few books.

Is that still not funny to you?

[monstermanual]

He did quite a bit more than "put his name on a few books". But yeah, that pleases me. I think all of you should fuck off most of the time, but in the case of Leitner he deserves whatever he gets and more.

[ruinedworld]

Well. The hubris was certainly a factor.

[ The pipe did do most of the job, though. ]

[monstermanual]

Always fucking is with this shit.

[ Oh Elias - Gerry would very so divided. On the one hand much as his feelings for Gertrude were complicated he did sincerely care about her and she was sadly the closest thing in the world he had to a friend.

On the other 'Jurgan Leitner victim of brutal pipe murder' is practically pornography for him, okay. But how could he marry you if you also killed Gertrude? Maybe he'd have to settle on friendship bracelets. ]

Michael | The Magnus Archives

[corridors]

Gertrude Robinson. So wonderful at twisting the truth and tricking innocent people into feeding themselves to monsters. I wonder how many people she's sacrificed. I wonder if they all trusted a kind old woman.

Hermann.

[blattella]

Ruined my damn life. Ruined so, so many lives. Her best work's still malfunctioning! She's not even that good a scientist if she can't even make a single biological weapon that doesn't sabotage itself.

So many lives shattered because of her work. Because of what she lead me to believe and used me for. And even now, she won't let me live. It's been over fifteen years, and she shows up to take one of our golden boughs? Get a life.

[yeah but she's a hot milf so lmao]

[abnormalizes]

She sounds even worse than my boss, which is saying something.

[blattella]

[opens his mouth

closes it

opens it

...closes it]

I dunno, sounds like they might be on par, at least as far as 'ruining things for everyone underneath them' and 'science having widespread ramifications, even by City standards' go. Just that Hermann's still haunting me.

[Anyway, no point in saying useless words when he can just hold his arms out expectantly. Come on, bring it in, he's got you baby girl.]

Lance

[bipartisan]

My counterweight in occupation, whose feelers clutch with velvet grief:
Lance coordinates all frustration, immune to the kindest of relief,
They pull to depths abyssopelagic, and mask in our productions tragic.
We are virtue and vice, frown and grin: of fire and ice, just one will win.

[strigiformer]

[Oh look, Balan, a robot who's several feet taller even than you!]

That's a beautiful rhyme scheme and use of language for someone who sounds like they frustrate you so badly. Are you really such opposites -- and so opposed?

[bipartisan]

[Oh wow. Balan stops to admire them for a moment, with clear appreciation for tall, but doesn't forget their thread.]

Thank you for the kindly comment. It's affectation mainly, when I'm of a stronger sentiment. [Balan did you just admit that you rhyme when you are overcome by feelings, that is a take.]

Does the wood upon the pyre feel a kinship with the fire? And when the flame's run through the glen, and ash makes green the ground again, does the plantlife reminisce on the romance of the ember's kiss? Perhaps it does, I cannot say, I never blaze except in play.

And for all that, what moves me most, is that I can only heal their ghost. Without their effort, the whole stage burns, the actors numb... and nothing's learned.

ilu

[binarism]

A complex rhyme scheme, switched halfway through?

This really must be bothering you.

[hi balan this is probably not the person you wanted to unburden this to]

ILUSM

[bipartisan]

[1/2]

[bipartisan]

I think forthwith


I plead the fifth

Ganon

[hylife]

[ this is the rant. ]

Date Kogyo

[kunimeh]

Needs to stay behind the Iron Wall of Dateko at all times because all their players are insufferable.

Karasuno's first years

[selfefface]

They may be skilled, but their total lack of respect and proper conduct reflects poorly on all high school volleyball players in Miyagi prefecture.

CENSORED

[abnormalizes]

Terrible personality. Even worse at kink negotiation. Also tends to drive people insane if they look at it directly.

[onewithwater]

I’m not that bad, am I? I didn’t think I would do such a thing!

[Marie, nooooo!]

[abnormalizes]

What? No! I'm not talking about you! I'm talking about CENSORED.

Salvador Michel

[accidentallich]

He thinks we're still having a brief lover's quarrel and I'll come to my senses and go back to him at some point.

It's been a thousand years.

[nijistaryume]

And he's a gross creeper!

[helping]

Zagreus

[deltastrike]

As one who has rose to challenge him time and time again, I possess the knowledge and familiarity with his malefic nature to testify with the utmost of honesty that he is an opponent most dishonorable, who has no end to the dirty tricks and underhanded techniques he will resort to. So great is his proclivity for deception, it extends outside of the scope of the arena as well. Till now he continues to manipulate minds to steal what isn't his.