And now for something completely different, already in progress.

[newsockfeeling]

OUT OF CONTEXT

▪ after you dress up that subject line, provide us all with a line of dialogue from your character, either of your own craftsmanship or from canon. do not give us any other context.
▪ we need to take this little crumb of information and run with it.
▪ your dude and our dudes are now conversing on deep matters of sea monkey reproductive habits. etc. etc.
▪ how long can you keep the convo going?

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anahid joddani | the burnished city series.

[ilk]

[ It's the last line of dialogue in the first book, because Anahid is just that breed of extra. ]

Here be dragons.

[lucubrates]

Very true.

[ the rules on dragon spotting are quite nebulous, but zelda knows one thing: ]

They say only the pure of heart can see them. I prayed for those spirits to show themselves to me time and again, asking for one message or sign of their approval. And now you say, "here be dragons."

[ it's funny! honestly. what would anyone do without anahid? ]

marguerite gautier | the lady of the camellias | ota

[twentyfivedayswhite]

At the proper time, return nicely to your seat, and above all, don't act jealous.

Papyrus | Undertale - multiple prompts, all canon dialogue

[spaghettimonster]

💀 1
He has the amazing power to see things when they move.


💀 2
Maybe I'm a baby who loves cartoons for children!


💀 3
A real teacher... would never accept deadly lasers as an excuse!!


💀 4
Don't let a body of water determine your self-worth!!!


💀 5
A spider wearing four pairs of pink booties. Meditate on this image.

4. *grips you* hello again

[love_swan]

[ .....

What?

Aira sort of blinks at Papyrus, looking up from the lake he'd been watching. The gentle lapping at the shore was nice and sometimes he could catch his reflection... maybe Papyrus caught him fixing his hair? ]

I... wasn't planning on it?

[ He had many reasons to have awful self-worth, and a lake aint one of them (maybe) ]

Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca | Better Call Saul

[sleeplessinchihuahua]

You know what I was thinking about this morning? The smell of burning leather and horsehair stuffing.

bigby wolf | fables/the wolf among us | ota

[huffnpuffs]

Make one more smart-ass remark, open your mouth one more fucking time, and I'm going to rip your teeth out and feed them to you.

[not_a_wonder]

I haven't said a thing to you yet.

[All the same, the Silver Swan is hovering just a little bit off the ground, ready to take to the air if he makes good on that threat.]

kabuto yakushi || naruto || ota

[scalpels]

That looks pretty nasty. Need some help?

Genya Safin | Grishaverse | ota

[safine]

1. I promise to put your teeth back whiter than they were before. I may even fix those weird incisors of yours.

2. The usual. Life. Love. The melting point of iron ore.

3. Just think of all the dinners and teas and dancing.

sharon carter | mcu

[thepowerbroker]

1. "I'm not sure you understand the concept of a getaway car."

2. "I stole Steve's shield, remember? I also took the wings for your ass, so that you could save his ass from his ass."

3. "Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right."

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

a. "You get murdered first for once."

b. "I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible."

c. "I don’t think that’s the right journey for you at this point in time."

d. "I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.'"

e. "Lick rust!"

the sylph | la sylphide | ota

[expressivities]

I have banished the evil spirits from your bed and sent you sweet dreams.

Rezo the Red Priest | Slayers | OTA

[redprayer]

1. "Zelgadis is a mixture of human, golem, and demon. A creature of utter evil."

2. "I am but a humble priest."

3. "Yes, this world is wonderful when felt through a living body!"

4. "The truly menacing... Whatever. It has power."

5. "I could explain it to you, but you wouldn't understand. None of you could."

had to go with 4

[focusedvoid]

The Whatever is not impressed.

The Knight tugs the darkness back against their body. Siblings whisper behind their mask to eat him at the insult. This goes ignored; they've been called worse. Lord of Shades can be worse than Whatever.

germaine dupont | original | ota

[1stpersonsingular]

Have these paths been lain out for us to escape the strict gazes of our chaperones, do you think?

yennefer | the witcher | ota

[asorceress]

"As for your missteps, I don't see why I shouldn't laugh when they're amusing."

Gerard Keay | The Magnus Archives

[monstermanual]

A. "You’re new. Did you kill them?"

B. "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires."

C. "'Oh, that’s indigo, that’s more lilac', but they’re both purple."

D. "You think people are so special it’s only our fear that counts?"

Ava Wilson | Supernatural | OTA

[hadyougoing]

1. "Iiii just remembered, when I was a kid, I swallowed like, eight things of pop rocks and then drank a whole can of coke, you don't think that that counts as a suicide attempt, do you?"

2. "What people don't tell you about violence is it's great for your core. I have never been so fit in my whole freaking life."

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater

[strongestcoward]

1. "I'm butt naked! This is so wrong!"

2. "Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah! You're like a squashed frog!"

3. "You're a pest."

4. "Boy oh boy, the body counts gonna be so high! Yipee!"

5. "I've been here the whole time, you just didn't notice."

6. "When order is created and destroyed, madness is born. It's inescapable."

7. "I have heard your prayers and appeared."

8. "Life... is like a banana peel."

9. "...What kind of sentence is that!? What are you even trying to say!?"

or bring your own i love doing improv and starters

Jackle (The Mantle) | NiGHTS into dreams...

[terrortarot]

♦ - "Djor!" [And dream logic may well give you the idea that this = "how dare!" or "outrageous!"]

♣ - [CACKLING LAUGHTER]

♥ - "Think about this for two seconds... All of your fondest fantasies can be made real in the space of a heartbeat."

♠ - "Pick a card... Any card."

♠

[enslave]

"Oh, very well."

Reala always affects a certain, I'm very important and making time for foolishness is never guaranteed. But ve's happy to reach over and take a card from Jackle's hand, after exaggeratedly looking up their glove to make sure that Jackle isn't hiding a specific one. To be fair, though, if they did want to game the system, it wouldn't be so obvious.

"Now what?"

Robert Muldoon | Jurassic Park | OTA

[allbedestroyed]

1. "When she looks at you, you can see she's working things out."
2. "I told you, how many times..."

Susie Lavoie (The Legion) ☻ Dead By Daylight ☻ ota

[rulerstake]

1. “This is no place for cowards.”

2. “Smartasses get killed. We always see to that.”

3. ( wildcard. )

Bucky Barnes | Marvel Comics | OTA

[winterstarpoint]

1. "I'm not losing my mind here.. that gorilla just used a jetpack right?"


2. "Ninjas avoid me at all costs. I fought Wolverine to a standstill. Loki once tried to trick me and ended up with a broken jaw."


3. "If you've got some cleveer espionage skills you've been hiding, now would be the time."


4. "I didn't want to drag you into this. I thought I was alone in this."

4

[havenomercy]

Heroes like you are never alone. What do you need?

Tess Mercer | Smallville

[havenomercy]

1. "In every relationship, one person stands while the other one kneels. I will not be forced down again."

2. "Trust never was the golden rule for the kids in this clubhouse."

3. "Being the world's greatest hero is a little bit different than being Satan's child."

4. " Without Judas, Jesus would have never risen from the dead to come back and face his greatest challenge: saving humankind."

Yelena Belova | mcu | ota

[white_widow]

1. They were largely a group of degenerates. Timothy had stolen from a charity running an orphanage. He was in hiding when he became a cocktail shrimp.

2. I could take a dolphin in a fight, though

3. "Tried" implies I failed. It is very easy to smuggle a snake.

1

[daybreak19]

Did you make him a cocktail shrimp? I feel like I'm messing part of this story 'Lena.

Johanna Constantine | The Sandman | OTA

[keepgodwaiting]

1. "No, it's too risky with royals."

2. "Tell me your name and I'll stop."

3. "No, you thought you heard the dinner bell ring."

Victor Creed | XMCU

[oldmancreed]

I'm not your friend. I am an animal who dreamed he was a man. But the dream is over and the beast is awake. And I will come for you, because it's my nature.

Maxima | DC Comics

[perilouskiss]

1. "I promise, just one kiss, and you will see that I was meant for you."

2. "Finally. A man with some fight in him. None of the men on my planet have the stamina to keep up."