[Bakugou has every expectation the bed will hold up just fine. But knowing Manjoume's on the other side of the phone with half his body's blood running to his face is too entertaining to really lay off the issue so soon.]
I meant do that when we get there! Or else make sure your fucking rug is ready for a ride!
[That wasn't a dodge! That was a mutual postponement!]
Well it sounds like you are from over here where I'm still sitting alone, because you seem to be taking your sweet ass time getting the fuck over here to my place yet.
[Noooo, he's totally not impatient for Bakugou to be there and providing his company to fix that problem, perish the thought.]
I DON'T LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY, YOU DAMN OJAMANJOUME!
[And he can't go blasting across the sky cause Heroes have limits on when they can use their Quirks. Generally only supposed to use them when necessary, like battling villains or helping civilians. Not "selfish" needs to get over to a pissy boyfriend.
He's not making the cab speed and get a ticket either, dammit!]
[at this rate this is in fact going to end up being rough sex instead of anything soft. rip manjoume's bed, unless they do end up on the floor because of this nonsense.]
[odds are they'll end up on the couch before they even get to manjoume's bedroom. if they don't just go at it in the foyer like angry horny teenagers with feelings.]
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[Bakugou has every expectation the bed will hold up just fine. But knowing Manjoume's on the other side of the phone with half his body's blood running to his face is too entertaining to really lay off the issue so soon.]
I meant do that when we get there! Or else make sure your fucking rug is ready for a ride!
[That wasn't a dodge! That was a mutual postponement!]
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[... come to think of it, does Manjoume even own a vacuum and should he make sure the floor is cleaner just in case...]
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[Certainly not Bakugou's! Totally tossing the blame on Manjoume being an attractive bastard with a habit of encouraging him to go harder.
Cause logical thought and paying attention to the bed certainly is high priority when getting drilled like that. Damn right.]
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[Listen, when Manjoume had suggested for the other to go harder, he had not in fact meant so hard the bed breaks, Bakugou!!]
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[How else was he supposed to take that, Manjoume?! Flip him over and drive him into the ceiling instead?
... okay so come to think of it ...]
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[can you believe that this is the sort thing they argue about now that they're dating]
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Hah! As if I'd expect you to remember that kinda detail in the state you were in. Pillow biter.
[Yes...]
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[he says, as if he hasn't already resigned himself to his fate of probably doing the exact same thing this time too...]
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[hey, if someone wants something gentle and sweet, all he has to do is ask for it and weather the ribbing he's gonna get.
before he receives exactly that kinda thing...]
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Yeah, well I don't remember you complaining about it at the time.
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making lovesofter fucking. It'd save the bed too. Decisions decisions.]Who said I was complaining now?
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[Noooo, he's totally not impatient for Bakugou to be there and providing his company to fix that problem, perish the thought.]
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[And he can't go blasting across the sky cause Heroes have limits on when they can use their Quirks. Generally only supposed to use them when necessary, like battling villains or helping civilians. Not "selfish" needs to get over to a pissy boyfriend.
He's not making the cab speed and get a ticket either, dammit!]
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[boys please]
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[you stay outta this (might lose a hand)]
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[at this rate this is in fact going to end up being rough sex instead of anything soft. rip manjoume's bed, unless they do end up on the floor because of this nonsense.]
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[odds are they'll end up on the couch before they even get to manjoume's bedroom. if they don't just go at it in the foyer like angry horny teenagers with feelings.]
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[maybe it would be better to just say rip manjoume then at this rate]
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[rip in the good way at least. he's not gonna ruin his boyfriend.]
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Good. I'd fucking hate it to be boring.
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You of all people should know that anything that involves me will be anything but boring.
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Yeah, watching you deal with bedhead in the morning is almost frightening.
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[... but its true, Manjoume with bedhead in the mix of that ridiculous hair style of his can be quite a lot in the morning]
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[Honestly Katsuki never thought his hair could get even more volume, but guess what.
Wasn't there a card like that? ... Ten-Thousand Needles or something.]
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