TFLN

[deeblymeem]

Have fun

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[pathologise]

that's not a record

[finefurryfella]

it's my personal record. it'd be an hour if my knee wasn't fucked

[pathologise]

are we going 'lasting an hour before coming' or 'she got many orgasms in that time'
what are we supposedly celebrating

[finefurryfella]

first one. I do alright at the second but I've never actually counted.

[pathologise]

don't count just fuck
if you need any tips i'd be happy to help
like working around that knee to up your goal
i could get you past an hour

[finefurryfella]

I like that motto.

are you an actual sex therapist or are you flirting with me?

[pathologise]

flirting
hoping
wondering how good these orgasms will be

[finefurryfella]

never had any complaints.

[ He's also had a lot of experience being a footballer. He's just too old to keep shagging around. ]

you free tonight?

[pathologise]

for you? yes

[finefurryfella]

restaurant or takeaway?

[ Assuming she wants to be wined and dined first. ]

[pathologise]

i'm feeling spoiled
takeaway

[finefurryfella]

you should feel spoiled. you'll be getting starters, mains and desserts.

[pathologise]

which one are you?

[finefurryfella]

I'm the snack. like poppadoms. I make you thirsty and you can't get enough of me.

[pathologise]

i'm thinking start with dessert
dinner to recover
have some seconds

[finefurryfella]

[ He thinks he's deciphered her code. ]

I'm into that.

are you a slow dessert eater?

[pathologise]

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