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01. I'm not coming back if you're going to keep throwing things at me.

02. I just downed half a bottle. Don't worry. I'm ready to listen.

03. so what if i got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.

04. this is one of those moments when you do what i say or i come stalk you down like a gazelle.

05. I'm not injured. I only got lightly stabbed.

06. I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.

07. [BYOT. Replies will be slower, it's vacation time!]

Edited 2023-05-19 16:41 (UTC)

isn't that just every moment?

No, some moments I'm asleep. Or otherwise unconscious.

true. that happens more times than it should. the latter, i mean.

what do you need me for, yelena?

honestly, I don't remember
I may have just said it to see if you'd object to being compared to a gazelle

...okay, that sounds like something you'd do.
but to everyone's surprise i don't mind the comparison. i kinda like them, actually?

that is a little surprising
What do you like about them?

dunno. the horns maybe?
have you seen them fight in those nature docs?
it's kinda badass... in a way.

well, now I've looked up a gazelle fight
sort of graceful, I like it

because captcha

Being "lightly stabbed" still constitutes an injury.

Edited 2023-05-19 17:02 (UTC)

Hmm. Nah.

i mean, so long as you're confident in that. do you need help or something?

No, I'm fine. I'm just establishing that it's no big deal before anyone can fuss at me.

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