[Bakugou has every expectation the bed will hold up just fine. But knowing Manjoume's on the other side of the phone with half his body's blood running to his face is too entertaining to really lay off the issue so soon.]
I meant do that when we get there! Or else make sure your fucking rug is ready for a ride!
[That wasn't a dodge! That was a mutual postponement!]
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[Bakugou has every expectation the bed will hold up just fine. But knowing Manjoume's on the other side of the phone with half his body's blood running to his face is too entertaining to really lay off the issue so soon.]
I meant do that when we get there! Or else make sure your fucking rug is ready for a ride!
[That wasn't a dodge! That was a mutual postponement!]