optipesimism: (barry)
. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-05-17 10:26 pm

sometimes it's the size of the boat...

A MEME FOR THE SIZE QUEENS

aka a meme about how size can matter



There are plenty of memes about breasts, breast kink, and things like breast expansion. Now, the shoe's on the other foot, because sometimes, size does matter. Bigger can definitely be better. Let's cut to the chase: we're talking about big dicks. With prompts for both penis-holders and their partners, this meme is for those who like to go big or go home. Whether naturally well-hung, accidentally growing, or inhumanly...well, you know, there's a scene in the making here for everyone, from consensual to non-consensual to hot and unbelievably sexy to silly to just plain over the top.

How to Play
Comment with your character, your preferences, and a bit about what you want here, whether your character has the dick or you're cruising for dick'd partners. You want on the bigger size of normal? Giant? Non-human? Sluttification? What about the scene? What other kinks do you want to involve - dirty talk or talk about/emphasizing size (ie big cock fetish), rough sex, fluff, etc etc.
Reply to others.
RNG or not.


Size
Big: Nothing to turn a nose up to here, you're on the large size. That's putting it mildly.
Bigger: ...even the most experienced have probably never seen someone like you.
Biggest: Ridiculously oversized to the gi-fucking-gantic.


Packing
1. Natural: Baby, you were born this way. Your size is au naturale.
2. Accidental: Through magic or through science, you're getting big for your breeches.
3. Purposeful: Those spam emails about growing your penis totally worked.
4. Inhuman: You're not human, so neither is your cock. That can mean differences in size and in shape.
5. Futa: The obligatory futa option. 'Nuff said.
6. Boner: You can't help your arousal, nor can you hide it due to your size.
7. Secretly Cocky: No one would peg you for someone with a big dick, but you don't have to compensate. When all is revealed, you have a natural charisma.
8. Shy: Most would kill to be like you. On the other hand, you don't want to freak out any potential partners.
9. Inexperienced: Size isn't everything. You need to be taught how to use it.
10. TOO Big: Actually, penetration is out of the question because your partner is too small. Lucky for you, there's more than one way to approach sex.
11. Excess Cum: A big load's only natural from someone built like you. Still, "big" may be a pale word...
12. The Perfect Match: No one felt perfect for your cock until you met this person.
13. Growing: You're still growing - down there.
14. Prep: Sex comes with lots of extra steps for you, as you have to make sure your partner's ready.
15. Curious: Honestly, you're eager to know if your partner can take you.

Partner
16. First Time: This is your first time with this person and...wow. Wow. This is new.
17. Inexperienced: Isn't everyone this big? You don't know, you've never seen any dick except for this one.
18. Surprised: You had no idea about your partner's size and you're shocked.
19. Used to It: After being together for a while, you don't see their differences, you just see them.
20. Ruined: Intentionally or unintentionally, they've made it so no one else can please you ever again.
21. Best You Ever Had: Ah, this is incredible! You've never felt like this before.
22. Teasing: They're big, all right, but you still have all the power.
23. Intimidated: C-can you really fit that inside?
24. Ready to Impress: You can take them, and you'll show them just what you're made of.
25. Made for You: Speaking of being made, no one has ever brought you to orgasm before you met this person.
26. Hurts so Good: There's pain but it's mixed with so much pleasure.
27. Oral: Don't try to deep throat; you won't get very far.
28. Paizuri: AKA titfucking. Put the girls to work.
29. Feeling Tiny: Under them, you feel so small and that turns you on.
30. Inadequate: For the slash crowd, one party has a much, much, MUCH smaller penis. No hard feelings here, right?
31. No Big Deal: Eh, it's not THAT different.
32. Out of Your Mind: You're all well and fucked out like a hentai stereotype. Basically, dick was too bomb.
brideofzero: (pic#16037520)

Kaguya Sumeragi | Code Geass | OTA

[personal profile] brideofzero 2023-05-18 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ As big as you want. ]
flatcola: (Default)

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

[personal profile] flatcola 2023-05-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's tiny everything's huge. But feel free to be ridiculous. ]
aspirers: (stopping)

Eloise Bridgerton | Bridgerton

[personal profile] aspirers 2023-05-18 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
hydric: (pic#16453234)

Wanda Maximoff | MCU

[personal profile] hydric 2023-05-18 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
straightish: (pic#16379599)

Kate Bishop | MCU/hawkeye

[personal profile] straightish 2023-05-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
pricked: (t e l l i n g)

Margaery Tyrell | ASOIAF/GOT

[personal profile] pricked 2023-05-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
snakepitcougar: (blanket)

Samira + OC + OTA

[personal profile] snakepitcougar 2023-05-18 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Snakelady for all your monster-fucking needs. If she's on the giving end it can be anything from a strap to an actual hemipene, if she's on the receiving end, bigger/biggest is preferred because it's closer to what she's used to.]
paintednoble: (Huh?)

Nickov // Original Character // M/M18+

[personal profile] paintednoble 2023-05-18 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ He’s 7’5” and what’s between his legs is decently sized too. No dubcon/noncon/beast/bathroom. Feel free to PM to discuss or with questions!]
avengedninefold: (Default)

Ninetails | Fandomless | OTA

[personal profile] avengedninefold 2023-05-18 09:32 am (UTC)(link)

[ It is at minimum a footlong … but also interested in fellow huge rod havers. ]

Edited 2023-05-18 09:34 (UTC)
ugin: (Default)

helen cho | mcu

[personal profile] ugin 2023-05-18 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
cutehugeyacht: (Default)

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[personal profile] cutehugeyacht 2023-05-18 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
lilkatzen: (Default)

lil katzen | oc | f/m

[personal profile] lilkatzen 2023-05-18 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
infinite1ups: (Default)

Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes ∞ OTA

[personal profile] infinite1ups 2023-05-18 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
( She's Smol, so everything is big for her? But also not looking for anything, like, unrealistically big. )
fromfryingpantofire: (Default)

[personal profile] fromfryingpantofire 2023-05-19 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[How about 6'4" (at least), stacked and VERY well proportioned?]

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huffnpuffs: (i'll break a thousand more baby)

bigby wolf | fables/the wolf among us | ota

[personal profile] huffnpuffs 2023-05-18 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
kili_the_dwarf: (Suprise)

[personal profile] kili_the_dwarf 2023-05-19 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Mind a dwarf?]
eyried: (015)

sansa stark | asoiaf/got | ota

[personal profile] eyried 2023-05-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
snipers: p3movie poster. some icons be nsfw. (Default)

yukari takeba 💘 persona 4AU.

[personal profile] snipers 2023-05-18 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
( barely 5'3 and petite, here for all your tiny gf needs )
Edited 2023-05-18 23:17 (UTC)
millenniumpharaoh: (Default)

Atem ( YGO )

[personal profile] millenniumpharaoh 2023-05-19 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
pawprintings: (Default)

Gorou 🐾 Genshin Impact 🐾 OTA

[personal profile] pawprintings 2023-05-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
secretlives: (Default)

Kwon Dal ( Original ) m/m

[personal profile] secretlives 2023-05-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
tighnauri: (Default)

Tighnari 🌿 Genshin Impact 🌿 m/m

[personal profile] tighnauri 2023-05-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
windwhispers: (Default)

Venti ( Genshin Impact ) m/m

[personal profile] windwhispers 2023-05-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
yuriocabinet: (Default)

Yuri Plisetsky ( Yuri!!! On Ice ) m/m

[personal profile] yuriocabinet 2023-05-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
liveandforgive: (no chain is unbreakable)

Cloud Strife | Final Fantasy VII

[personal profile] liveandforgive 2023-05-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
( m/f )
unrusty: (check it out: there's some goth chicks)

aurelien calistine | pathfinder oc

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-05-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
( one day I'll actually finish his info post OTA + Bigger + fyi, I'm particularly in the mood to play against characters with a pussy. Don't care why or how it's there, or what other equipment comes with it. It's not a necessity, though.

Aurelien is a young man who lucked his way into way more political power than someone with his moral proclivities should have, and also a freaky little sadist. Rough sex and a lot of bullying are both a given, so 15+26 is going to be the typical vibe here. In general, though, he's game for some pretty extreme kinks, so let's chat scenarios. )
faezel: © rosebusts ( dnt ) (🌼 005)

[personal profile] faezel 2023-05-20 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
( volunteering this 4'9'' fairy for rough sex & bullying if she is of any interest! she's very submissive and loves gear like this 👀 )

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lady_kaivodulin: (Default)

Eligre Kaivodulin || High fantasy OC || OTA

[personal profile] lady_kaivodulin 2023-05-19 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
{{A small but ambitious size queen looking for big or bigger. Monster-friendly if they're of human intelligence and mostly people-shaped.}}
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