Go ahead. Convince me.

[picturethat]

why should i marry you? 💍 meme

Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?

Comments

His family owns a desert planet that produces the most valuable substance in the known universe.

[terriblypurposed]

[ Also a future messiah. Gets visions of the future. Y'know how we do it. ]

...he's rich. That's all I got, and I scraped hard.

[batcaged]

[ He looks like a sewer rat and possibly listens to nu-metal. ]

[fishermans]

[ Listen, to her mother 'rich' is all that matters. ]

That's great, but what would you list if you suddenly didn't have any money?

she's from a rich family, and if you like the occult her life is full of it

[crisantemo]

[ But her guardian is a career criminal/eldritch being, and her brother figure is a chosen for the god of chaos. So. Family life is hit or miss. Then there's everything else - ]

his only positives is that hes good with children and will kill for you but he has risks

[silverroses]

Not very many reasons to. You get free lodging, steady work in the supernatural.

[offputtingly]

( her personality, however, leaves much to be desired. she will work you to the bone for that free lodging in her motel. )

He's...a lot. But never boring? Also he's a vampire.

[numetals]

[ Cons: he's a vampire. ]

She's got a doctorate and an evil witch inside of her.

[exhumings]

[ Wait. Are we supposed to make our characters sound good? ]

Queen of her planet. Wants a family. Will spoil you rotten.

[perilouskiss]

Builds skateboards, has a job... is upbeat and friendly?! LOOK HE IS DOING HIS BEST

[the_redhead]

["Anything Reki would do with his spouse would be guaranteed to be fun" - from an actual interview (Animedia May Issue).]

[slimehunter]

Isn't having a job the bare minimum?

Wise beyond his years, inhumanly pretty, gives you roses whenever you want.

[kitfromarose]

She's cute, she'll always have your back (unless you're some kinda of douchebag), and fiercely loyal

[catleaping]

Want to go on jungle adventures to study monkeys?

[stolenboot]

[ A pointed finger. ] Apes, to be quite correct.

Puppy dog to human brain transplant success story, super strong, loyal, science boy.

[cinephiles]

[ Would fight Thanos (again) for you. ]

Cooks like a dream, kicks ass.

[jollygreengiants]

[matadork]

Well, I'm intrigued.

Whose ass would you be kicking? .. And with what intention?

[There is such a smirk on his face as he delivers this inquiry, and those dark sultry tones of his voice likely aren't helping.]

he's a famous architect in his nation and he'd do just about anything to help someone in need.

[merlot]

[ also includes: Emotional Damage, big debt, Aesthetics, will choose and rearrange the furniture whether you like it or not. ]

can keep you alive, very smart, will help you with all of your houseplants, soft fluffy tail

[veardant]

[kyalberich]

Marriage prospects aside, it seems that my houseplants are perhaps a little neglected.

[Or dead.]

will die for you. literally.

[gile]

( cons: she'll die for you. literally. possibly in your arms. )

The provider of authentic Italian food all day, every day. Also, puts out, even in bad weather.

[fishermans]

[ Casually trying to hide the last part. Come on, she's a good Catholic girl - and her mother might see! ]

[streetprince]

[ He'll just be over here with a shit-eating grin on his face, not making any comments. ]

Had every single piece of popular media forcibly shoved into my brain.

[thepurifier]

My thighs are also thicc as hell.

sweet, good with kids, business conglomerate heir, pilots a mech to save mankind from aliens, etc.

[nobleconfidant]

[ Just don't ask her to cook unless you want impromptu explosions. ]

[gutsygloves]

What the hell?! This all sounds too good to be true! [Hm...] So you really a mech pilot?

he will DIE for you

[droughty]

War Hero, May or may not actually be dead, rather awkward outside of a fight

[myflexibility]

she can turn into animals and grow flowers with her magic. a wife who you can pick up and cuddle.

[faezel]

Cares deeply about her people, very durable, and a good cook.

[infinite1ups]

...is the durable part really necessary to mention?

She's Alexis Rose. Why wouldn't you want to marry her?

[cutehugeyacht]