Teach me your ways.

[pippilongsockings]

TEACH ME! ( meme )

• Abandon any preconceptions you have about memes. This is a learning experience, after all! You're going to use the subject line to advertise what educational guidance your character has to offer. Swimming lessons? Psychic self-defense? Personally, I really hope somebody teaches me how to avoid the consequences of my own actions.

• The students line up!

• Thread until you realize teaching ain't what it's cracked up to be.

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Introductory course in getting the person you love, although no one else wants you to be with them.

[fishermans]

[talldarksalvatore]

Where do I sign up?

[fishermans]

Same place you pay for my time. Money first, then wisdom.

He can sing opera and make ugly friendship bracelets?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I CAN TRAIN YOUR HERO, A 15 YEAR VETERAN OF THE TRADE

[heroictutor]

[ Avan holds up a cheerful and colourful banner saying the same, with delightful decorative flowers and stars all around it. ]

[trivialization]

Are you a masochist?

[heroictutor]

…well, enduring hardship is a trait necessary for a hero, but not like that, no.

The art of the profoundly unsexy alias

[seenitbefore]

[ The galaxy's leading expert. ]

[be_notorious]

I got this talent myself. So do you need a substitute to come in on sick days for ya? Because I can hang out behind a desk and be as unsexy as ya please.

[seenitbefore]

Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.

[thepowerbroker]

Let's hear the alias.

[seenitbefore]

For you? [ Dispassionate once-over. ] Porgia Mellux.

How not to use magic to avoid all of your problems and/or create more. Or how to. Dealer's choice.

[scarletchaos]

[Chaos magic, am I right?]

[keepgodwaiting]

How not to use magic, to avoid your problems. A few negatives there.

[scarletchaos]

Fitting, considering the abundance of negativity recently.

[avatarfortruth]

Will you not consider facing these problems head-on?

Magical combat, moral ambiguity, theater, actually a professional K-12 teacher...

[trivialization]

I do not teach theater.

[bipartisan]

Why not?

Introduction to circus performance, acrobatics and archery for all levels.

[eyeofthehawk]

Get hand-to-hand combat training from Garden's #1 martial artist!

[zell_dincht]

Mid-grade and advanced magic!

[bocchithemage]

And dramatic entrances I guess

Everything about poisons, toxins and venoms.

[poisonousflower]

How to escape massive deathtraps via minor lockpicking, piano playing, and occasional combat!

[torsion]

...among other things.

[rearm]

I suppose I could afford to learn how to do this through those means, yes.

[ A moment later he adds: ] "among other things".

[ He means to quote her and it's intentionally phrased that way. ]

Interpreting, reading, and writing music, as well as vocal and guitar lessons!

[zgok]