Green flags

[iamthesockpirelestat]

GREEN FLAGS meme

It's not all doom and gloom all the time. Don't beat yourself up! You are a total catch.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- verbalize the green flag(s) that would make your character the perfect partner.

Comments

My type is "anyone who is nice to me"

[nojohnyouare]

Will be your (and everyone's) number one fan

[27gfsandcounting]

Can't resist helping people in need

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

[Alternately: Oddly attractive to influential historical figures]

Honor, loyalty and character.

[mywayistheway]

[freakymagoo]

Surely even having one of those qualities is enough.

clever, devoted to group welfare, works hard, accommodating

[tasked]

[starfreckles]

Do you think that you'd sacrifice your welfare for the group, or are you more the type who tries their best to pull everybody in the same direction?

[They tilt their head.]

Warforged? Forgeborn? Either way you are the tallest I've met yet.

Apparently I come with references! (M/F for possible ship/smut)

[esoteric_art]

References here.

[starfreckles]

[A small laugh.]

Those do seem to be rather glowing references. And they were willing to express your faults...not that I would call "different wavelengths" a true fault.

Local creepypasta expert is financially secure homeowner

[flatcola]

kind, thoughtful, giving: high cultivation so will live a long time to spoil you

[lanclan]

If a ray of sunshine is a person

[wapow]

[strongestcoward]

You mean really annoying to look at?

[ He's just a jerk. ]

Want delicious, authentic Mexican food? Look no further!

[sleeplessinchihuahua]

Sincere, forgiving, and has more than a few years of consort training under their belt.

[starfreckles]

[Also, they have great hair!]

Will bring you free shiny things

[dustyoldcrow]

Re: Will bring you free shiny things

[duskfalls]

"Oooooo! I want shiny things!"

wealthy, likes to dote and can safely take you to see a black hole

[starweave]

• • •

[thaumasion]

[........ doesn't... die?]

[ancientspark]

I wouldn't necessarily call one's ability to be persistent an endearing quality by any me3ans of the term.

[ Yet he surrounds himself with persistent people, huh? ]

princess, politically proficient, multi-lingual, feisty, intelligent, educated, druid's daughter

[oncefuturequeen]

Adorable and silly! Will cheer you up with his antics :3

[duskfalls]

<3

Incredibly good with children for all your family man needs.

[foulentrophy]

comes to give him my BIGGEST idiot of all

[3rdrate]

What about a personified children's book that acts like a child?

Can fix your computer!

[aperturesubject0001]

Try turning it off!

[freakymagoo]

And then what?

will find you a very cool rock, give it to you, make a pun, and walk away.

[isang]

[Shrug. What do you want him to say. There are so many beautiful rocks around.]

can hold down a job, smells good, has an ass that doesn't quit. might become obsessive.

[otherbitches]

[ all good things! ]

[tenthfloor]

[ 🤔🤨 ]

... Anything else?

can be a golden retriever when around a lady he likes, cute, loveable, and endearing

[frenziedazure]

Mitsuri Kanroji | Demon Slayer | OTA

[love_hashira]

A golden retriever? [ Mitsuri squeals ] Neh, neh, D-Do you turn into one? You're hair is so fluffy... Can I touch it?

Would make the perfect clumsy and forgetful wife...

[love_hashira]

[And promises to leave you some food, at the very least. ]

Her red flags are also her green flags aka will blow someone up for you or for herself!

[warnya]

[silverroses]

............................................

(Don't. Don't do it, don't sa——.....)

I rather take my chances dying by them than seeing explosives fly around.

His only green flag is he'd murder anyone that messes with you, which is also his red flag.

[bladedemon]

[warnya]

Your only green flag is your green thumb.