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Caught red handed

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment - Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger - How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism - happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy - Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick - Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed - reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction - Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration - COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief - Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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[All of these sound amazing. Walk in on Jamil! Like, maybe he’s in his dorm room or the locker room at school after basketball — all is good, all is beautiful.]

[ definitely the type to rub one out quickly when he's having trouble focusing, so he can get right back to work. it'd be pretty easy to walk into his office at an unfortunate time... 👀 ]

[ ota; happy to play it either turning into smut or just silly embarrassment all around. shipping/smut prefs in journal. ]

( I am tempted, will not lie. )

[ ooc: *wiggles eyebrows* lol lmk! ]

( ooc | yes, let's do it. )

[ One of the advantages of being a prince of realm means the guarantee of a sizable private room in any castle without even needing to ask.

It is no different during this visit to Riverrun, Jace traveling alone save for his dragon Vermax, acting as a representative for his mother while the former is too heavy with her fifth child (a good excuse to never leave home, just be constantly pregnant) to travel. The Tullys have a whole host of reasons for this tourney celebration: Lord Grover's 60th birthday, victory in battle against would-be Ironborn raiders on the edge of the Riverlands, the anniversary of being named Lords Paramount of the Trident by the Conqueror, and a constant spawning (get it? because they're fish) of new great-grandchildren.

The tourney itself has not started but the feasting had, and since Jace is now a man grown without any sort of overseeing eye, the lads of the Riverlands have been more than keen to include him in their mischievous antics.

The hour is late when he manages to escape the lad's clutches and he gets back to said previously mentioned private room, stripping off clothing and crawling into bed. After a bit of tossing and turning, unable to find sleep, he stares up at the ceiling while the shadows dance from the few remaining embers in the fireplace. As if almost asking for attention, his cock stirs, drawing heat into his lower belly and a flush to his skin.

Mmmm... Might as well.

He starts to stroke himself, slow and loose, building to full hardness. ]

( ooc: sorry this took an extra day! lmk if anything needs adjusting, got a little funky with the setting just to get out of the monotony of KL lol )

[ It had probably been a couple of years since the Riverlands had so many dragons (figuratively and literally) gathered in the same place, outside of King's Landing and Dragonstone.

With the sudden and slow decline in the king's health, Aegon and Helaena had been set to attend the tourney in the Riverlands as representatives of the king and queen. Aegon hadn't quite wanted to attend, but they had been forced to do by their grandfather, but not before the man relented to letting them take their dragons with them.

Truth be told, Helaena hadn't felt comfortable leaving her children behind but had left them in the care of trusted people, ones that will care about the people around them and she was just a raven away, and she wouldn't hesitate to leave in case they needed her. Helaena wasn't surprised to see that her nephew was attending, even if he seemed to be the only one, as they knew Rhaenyra was pregnant again, and it made sense to send her heir in her name.

It didn't take too long into the feasting for Aegon to leave her company and find his own, which was what both of them preferred, and being away from the Keep was also a mild blessing to her, as it took her away from the oppressive presence of her mother and grandfather, and having her nephew presented her with an opportunity to inquire about her sister and how she was doing. She had tried to send a raven to congratulate her, but that had been intercepted by her grandfather and ended in quite the lecture for her stupid naivete, as he had said.

Due to the bad blood between their families, it's not as if she could have approached him to speak with him; Aegon wouldn't have been happy if she did, and dealing with his temper was something she didn't want to do. And she didn't think her nephew would refuse to talk with her, or that had been her hope, and the few times she spoke with her nephews, she had never been cruel or meanspirited to them, and she was fond of them for they were her family as well.

So she needed to use other less savory and what could be considered scandalous means if she were caught. Helaena had retired from the feast, prepared for the night, and sent one of her handmaidens to find out where her nephew's rooms were.

It didn't take long to find out where her nephew's rooms were located wasn't hard, as Lord Tully had hosted them all in the same wing for some reason, and with Aegon off with whoever he had chosen for the night, she had taken her chance. Avoiding the guards had been the most challenging aspect, but managed she had. Though a guard nearly caught her and quickly slipped into her nephew's private rooms before being caught, which could have been rather inconvenient. She remained near the door for a bit, waiting to see if she had been seen before turning and looking for him aided by the dim light. ]

Jacaerys? I wanted to...oh...!

[ A light flush appeared on her face when she finally found him, and she wasn't daft. She was married to Aegon (of all people) and had brothers and...oh! This was unexpected... ]

( ooc: it's fine, I took forever which I apologize. The setting is fine, was an unexpected surprise, but we accept it.)

[ The furs layered on top of him, which were initially very much needed to protect bare skin from the chilled night air, prove to be too stifling now that he's coaxed himself to hardness, sweat lightly building in the creases of his elbows and knees and on the back of his neck. So, he half-kicks them off, still stroking himself with a calm consistency.

It's nice. Lazy. He's in no hurry.

That's why, when he's pulled out of his cockstroking haze by Helaena's melodic voice, he keeps his one hand wrapped around his dick as they make eye contact. ]

Hel...? What——what are you doing in here??

[ She's not unwelcomed, per se, but this is not typically how he would welcome his aunt into his private chambers. Jace gapes at her for another moment, his flushed face growing even redder, and then he seems to come to his senses, cupping his hands over his bulging crotch in a vain attempt at preserving his modesty. ]

[ By the gods, she never expected to see so much of her nephew. Helaena was sure there was some irony here, as she had gone through all of this to avoid being caught and avoid questions about improper behavior. Maybe the gods were punishing her for trying to do this in secrecy, or it was just a horrible coincidence.

To her credit, once the shock had worn off and she had gotten an eyeful, she had turned around to afford her nephew whatever little modesty was left— which there wasn't much left if one had to be honest. ]

I...Ummm...

[ It takes her a bit to remember why she was here, she needs to shake off the image of what she has just witnessed, and it's not being successful about it. Her face feels on fire, and she's trying; by the gods, she is. ]

...I wanted to speak with you...

[ And now that it was out there, it felt like such a feeble excuse considering what had happened, but it was the truth. ]

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[ At least Helaena has turned her back now, even with every second that passes and stammer that falls out of both of their mouths feeling like hours instead of seconds. Jace finally comes to his senses enough to pull the furs back over himself; he wants to pull them all the way up over his head, but is just holding it up to rest on his shoulders. ]

Yes, well, what is it??

[ He doesn't mean to but he can't help but be a bit biting in tone, embarrassed. Gods he hopes she doesn't tell Aegon about this, or he'll never hear the end of it (even with leagues between them now, hidden away with his brothers and sisters on Dragonstone, ravens with taunts can still be demoralizing)

Jace has always had a soft spot for Helaena—of all of his relatives still in King's Landing, she was kind and good company, even when he couldn't always understand some of the confusing things that would spill out of her mouth. ]

[ Despite the redness of her face, she sighs a bit in response to the biting tone. Though it's not as if she can begrudge such a response as this was, after all, quite the embarrassing situation to happen (and of course, if he were to ask, she wasn't about to mention this to Aegon or anyone, it was enough for this embarrassment to die here between them.)

She didn't dare to turn around, even if Jaecarys had covered himself enough to keep some decency between them— if there was any left considering what she had just seen, but she will try to ignore it. ]

It has been a while, nephew, and I wanted to know how everyone is doing.

[ And maybe bringing up their family and the dire state of their relationships was wiser, at the moment, was the best course of action, but again it was the truth, and she couldn't just lie to him. ]

And it's not like I can just freely approach you with Aegon around, though mayhaps a message wouldn't have been a bad idea.

Stay still, I'll get dressed.

[ He slips out of the side of the bed, cock now less enthusiastically hard but still only half-soft (and will probably stay that way for a while; teenagers.) It takes a comically long amount of time for him to even remember where his clothing is, crossing the room and pulling at the wardrobe's heavy drawers. ]

Does it really matter that much what Aegon thinks? [ If he even thinks, and isn't too busy preoccupied with his cups and his drinking games and his oogling of servant girls. ]

We are still family, Helaena. It would be good for the Tullys to see that the house of the dragon (drink!) stands strong.

[ He pulls out a black sleeping gown, wrestling to get into it, hoping the dark color will draw less attention to the partial bulge still between his legs. Not like it matters anymore, in truth. ]

Alright, I'm decent, now. Do you want some wine? I'll tell you all you want to know about your family on Dragonstone.

[ Stay still? It's not that she planned to move or go anywhere, she couldn't quite just leave without drawing too much attention from the guards now, and she will rather avoid making this situation even stranger. ]

Once upon a time, you used to care. [ But those times had been different, no less complicated but different. And it's not much that she cared what Aegon thought, more like how he could use that information later on once they were back in King's Landing.

She doesn't make any comment about trying to show any unity or strength from the House of the Dragon, as it's clear for most nobility and anyone with enough sense to notice there have been lines drawn in the sand, and it might take more than then appearing amicable here to mend those. And frankly is a rather stressful and delicate situation to be in.

With a small sigh, she finally turns around— and she can't help when her eyes move lower for a bit before looking away and hoping it wasn't noticed. It's still a vivid image in her mind, and she can be excused for the time being, though she composes herself quickly enough. ]

Wine will be fine. And thank you. I tried to send a raven, but it was prevented before it could take flight. [ And she's not sure if they would have bothered to read it, even if it was never answered. ]

[Caught preferred, but fine with catching the other in the act.]

Hellooo! Cloud! Surprise?

[ She opens the door cheerfully to

Find

...something

......her heart was not prepared for. ]

[It's Cloud with his dick in his hand, pausing like a deer in headlights, his Mako tinged blue eyes wide. The flush on his cheeks spread across a bit more as shame and embarrassment add to the heat he clearly worked up in himself.

'Surprise' is one word for it. Also his shirt is off but his pants and underwear are down around his ankles? Why not just be completely naked? He could have just..stepped out of them and went to work.

That's not what's important here, however!]

I can explain?

[That can't be the right answer. Can it?]

[ Yeah, his dick is out. That's Cloud's penis, in his hand. Goodness he's pretty, and has a nice body, but she just walked in on - him pleasuring himself.

Her face is at least as red as Cloud's. ]

Er. ...I think I know the answer?

Uh..right.

[Cloud rubs the back of his head with his free hand before a voice tells him to put his dick back in his pants instead of just standing there with it out in front of poor Colette, so he does. He let's go and hikes up pants and underwear, finishing it off with a quick fastening of his pants.

Now, however..there is a clear tenting of the pants.]

Oh. One second.

[He turns his back to Colette and starts chanting a name under his breath. It sounds a lot like 'Don Corneo, Don Corneo, Don Corneo'..after a moment of the soft chanting, Cloud turns back to face Colette, hard-on gone. Or gone enough. There is a solid enough bulge there still tbh. Mostly gone though.]

..Sorry about that.

You could - or -

[ She could leave and let him finish? That sounds reasonable. ]

Th-that's not, er, uncomfortable?

[ Colette has heard an entire back and forth about 'blue balls' from Zelos and Sheena. More than once. ]

I'll be fine.

[Blue balls is indeed a terrible affliction, but if it spares Cloud the embarrassment of finishing and coming back out with the both of them knowing he finished?

Well. The shame would be far stronger.]

Hope I didn't scar you for life or anything.

...n-no, I've - I haven't, um, walked in on that before but I've... seen. Them.

[ Listen there's only so much you can do to avoid it when you're traveling on foot that much. ]

[Cloud nods. Boy is this awkward.]

Is there anything I can do to help? [Cough]

I mean..make this less awkward?

...I was just thinking that, er, you... could finish.

[ She could leave and let him finish she means, not watch... not watch him finish.

Or she could watch.

But that would be so very perverted of her. ]

I-I understand that doing that is natural.

Right now?

[He jumps to conclusions quickly enough and adds--]

..You're saying you want to watch?

I didn't-

[ Colette blushes harder, but stops to think for a moment and... ]

W-wait, I might actually - want to.

Oh. Are you sure?

[She doesn't sound sure..Cloud shakes his head. Not his first awkward moment. He actually has quite a few, now that he thinks about it.]

You don't have to if you don't want to. It just sounded like--

...I know that's, um, wow, way too forward of me to say but... yes.

[ Granted, it will be hard to just stand there watching, she thinks. ]

[ ok with either caught or catching another. ]

[ m/m; preference for being walked in on, but happy to do either! ]

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Caught red handed

Himiko Ishikawa | OC | f/f

Jamil Viper | Twisted Wonderland

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

Prompto Argentum | Final Fantasy XV | OTA

kaveh | genshin impact

vash | trigun stampede

Naoto Fuyumine | DOGS | OTA

cyrus n. kuga | the marginal service | ota

Julieta Juris | Gundam IBO

Kate Bishop | MCU/hawkeye

Rhaenyra Targaryen | House of the Dragon

nina zenik | shadow and bone

Padmé Amidala | Star Wars | m/f

jacaerys "jace" velaryon | house of the dragon

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hopefully you had a good trip.

it was great!! :)

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Inigo Ochoa | Original Character | OTA

Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy 7 Compilation - M/F

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lol do they really? God I need to start up that remaster and get it going.

no, but I'm assuming it must have happened off screen at some point because Zelos

Yes! I have heard things about him. He sounds hilarious.

he sure is

It's on my list to play next. I....have many games.

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gepard landau | honkai star rail

lon'qu | fire emblem

Ash Williams | Evil Dead | ota

Marc | Steven | Jake | MCU | ota