Tinder

[romancereturns]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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darcy lewis • mcu • ota

[stemtypeoflady]

DR. DARCY LEWIS (34) The picture speaks for itself. You get what you get outta me. Hope you're into it.

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Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote | OTA

[slightlypopular]

Tomoko Kuroki (21) Shy bi and ready to cry ;) lit major at aoyama gakuin. i like gaming, drinking, shooting the shit about anime, and big tits.

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Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

Claire (32) Once again, real age as far as I can estimate. Let's see what kind of trouble - I mean fun - we can get into, yeah?

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Becca MacDonald ~ OC ~ OTA

[cafeultra]

Becca (28) Entrepreneur. Independent but codependent for the right psychopath, I mean person. Self-proclaimed slut. Ask me anything.

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[nativized]

✓ Okay you know that people have to ask about the 'psychopath' thing if you're AMA

Clint Barton | MCU | 616 | OTA

[deathbeforedecaf]

Clint Barton (38) I’m Clint, I like coffee, trick arrows and I own the best pupper you’ll ever meet. Obsessed with dog cops. Not sure what a tinder is or what I’m looking for on here but we can have some fun.

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[infinite1ups]

[ Matching with someone just to ask about their dog is basically what Tinder is for, right? ]

What kind of pupper?

[daughterofliberty]

Do Bobbi and Nat know you're on here, or are you about to owe me a really big favor?

laila lawson | original | ota

[lovewashed]

Amaranth (23) Yeah, that one.

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[nativized]

✓ No way

erik bertelsen | original

[novumtestamentum]

[ info + permissions. would probably prefer to keep it historical, but open to various eras and periods, so make it anachronistic tinder. can also do crack, i guess. m/m for shipping, wide open to general chatter, no smut. ]

ERIK BERTELSEN (28) How does one present oneself in front of others? Is that ever a successful endeavour? I'm a theology scholar, currently working as an assisting minister in a small town no one has ever heard the name of. I dare you to place it on a map for me.

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[annarr]

Which theology?

Fergan Godwyn | Original | M/F preference for actual shipping stuff

[klovian]

FERGAN GODWYN (98) A colleague of mine insisted I must be on here. Always a fan of conversation and learning new things about people. GNA Inspector so criminal element likely ought not apply.

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[ Real profile here ]

sharon carter | mcu

[thepowerbroker]

SHARON CARTER (35) Ambitious career-driven woman seeking an exciting and interesting match for a good time and maybe more!

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[ Sharon did not set this up. When she finds out who did, she'll exact payback. ]

Re: sharon carter | mcu

[deathbeforedecaf]

Who set this up for you, because I’m sure it wasn’t actually you.

Elda Marker | Karin (Chibi Vampire) | OTA

[matchbreaker]

ELDA MARKER (233) This is a place for people to make new connections, right? I expect only gentleman or worthwhile ladies. ... How do you make telephone calls with this?

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theo bell | where mischief lies

[backronym]

Theo Bell (24) must love slow walks on the beach (or anywhere; it's always going to be about the same pace). tolerance of engineering jokes is advised. general awareness that dogs exist is a plus.

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selene | succubus oc | ota

[sikeiatry]

Selene (30+) Frequently bites, you’ll learn to love it. Want to know all your secrets. I know I’m gorgeous, but I love to hear it for you. Spoil me, darling. ❤️

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arcade gannon | fallout: new vegas | m/m (ota for gen)

[taediosum]

Arcade I. Gannon (30ish 30 35) Medical researcher. Currently somewhere in the middle of the Mojave. Feel free to pass on the personal questions, but tell me all about yourself. Fortis fortuna adiuvat. Open with a medical query, though, and I'll misdiagnose you. Technically it's not malpractice if I'm not practicing, right?

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[lonedanger]

✓

You make "getting to know each other" an Olympic sport.

ok ok ok

[nonscriptum]

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Fac fortia et patere.

Does asking what you're researching right now count as an overly personal question?

Mezo Shouji | MHA | voicetesting

[dupli_arms]

Mezo Shouji (16) Best hugs x6! see Denki for more information!!

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[[when you have a hype man that doesn't feel like tolerating your reticence...]]

[personachords]

MATCHED

Looks like Denki finally found another victim. I would say I feel sorry but all I can think is at least it's not me.

So sorry about that.

kaname chidori | FMP! | ota

[slapstick]

CHIDORI KANAME (16) Don't get any funny ideas. I'm only here to prove that romance is dead.

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Courier 6 ★ Fallout: New Vegas ★ OTA

[lonedanger]

Len Darin (37) Long rider. Sharpshooter. Mojave's most unkillable delivery boy and poster child for the phrase "don't shoot the messenger." If you like good whiskey, long, scenic walks through the desert's natural splendor, or dismantling authoritarian governments with your bare hands and some well-placed explosives, I'm your man.

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✓ ✓ ✓

[taediosum]

"Long rider," huh? Charming.

So, where do I sign on for all of the above? Especially that last one.

Nathan Drake | Uncharted | OTA

[nonscriptum]

Nathan Drake (39) Professional (?) treasure hunter and history buff. Likes traveling and drawing. Hates clowns. I've been told I'm a walking disaster area but please don't let that deter you from the long conversations we could have about dead languages and ancient civilizations.

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